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A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, theyâre all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.
I would watch the crap outta this like wow
Envy: âGlut, back off the guy, okay?â
Gluttony: âIâm just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!â
Sloth: âAfter we eat, itâs gonna be time for a nice nap. Weâve earned it!â
Pride: âDamn right we did!â
Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.
You chillin in bed with your girl. Its a regular day. Yall binge watching black mirror on netflix when you get a snap.
Its ya boy D. He sayin come to the court. Niggas wanna ball. You tell ya girl that you bout to go ball and she instantly get mad. Throwing a temper tantrum and speakin in a baby voice n shit âYou always going to go ball. Why you canât stay in bed with me?â she says.
you give her the look like bae donât do this. She looks at you and says âfine let me go with you then.â Â You canât say no to her fine ass so you like ok cool but donât complain. Her whole face light up like you just slid inside of her with a thousand dicks from Wakanda. Damn she really wanna spend time wit me. shawty love me. you thinkin to yourself.
You in the car waiting for her slow ass to come out. She taking all day. Then the door to crib opens and she look good as hell. Like she bout to walk the runway or some shit. She already 6 feet tall why she got on heels? Where the fuck she think yall going? She get in the car looking like Normani Zendaya Knowles-Carter.
âNah you gotta changeâ you tell her. She look at you like you stupid and say boy put the car in drive. You do it but you mad. Candy Girl starts playing on the radio. You donât know it but thats a sign, that will be explained later. You know what kinda niggas you hang around and you donât want them to see your girl lookin like a 10 on a scale of 1 to 1 and a half. Â Yall make it to the court and she get out purse in hand. You look at her and ask her âwhy tf you need that big ass bag? We not going nowhere plus you tryna get robbedâ She look back at you and say âIf a nigga tries to rob me my baby will be there.â
Fast forward. All your boys at the court but its a quiet day. Your girl in the bleaches on her phone. Yall one man short and waiting for somebody to pull up so yall can play. Â Yall just shooting round looking like bums. All of a sudden your girl screams out âWhen yall niggas gone play?â You yell back her âWe a man short. Thats why we aint start yet.â She yells back âYall niggas trash anyway yall need to go home.â Thats when one of ya boys say you bring yo lil ass on this court then. Thats all she wanted to hear. She opens her big ass purse and pulls out some jays. You aint even know she owned sneakers.
Teams get picked and you have the job of guarding your girl so you aint gone really play hard. The game starts and the first thing one of the niggas on the other team does is give ya girl the ball. She catches it and blows u a kiss. Then she takes her first dribble to the left. You nonchalantly move to get in front of her and all of a sudden she goes to the right and you try to move but your ankle is deflated and sad looking like a used condom and you fall to the ground.
All you hear is your niggas go crazy. âOhh shittttt niggggaaaaaaaaâ You got crossed. By your girl. You might as well move out of town cuz u never gonna live this shit down. further more your ankle is broken. And when you look down you pass out from seeing the bone out in the open.
You wake up in the hospital. Your girl is there. Sheâs just looking at you. You suddenly remember what youâre in there for and turn your back. She jumps up happy to see you wake up. âDonât touch meâ You scream. She backs up confused. âI canât look at you right now.â you tell her. You pull out your phone and open up instagram, thatâs mistake number one. First thing you see is video of you gettin your ankles dehumanized. How tf they get that shit on camera? Nobody was even there.
You turn to your girl and say âwe done.â I canât take this shit. âfuck you mean weâre doneâ She says. She follows that up with  âYou a sore ass loser.â and walks away. She doesnt come back to the hospital at all. Even when you get out of the hospital sheâs not at home. All her stuff is gone. You realizing you fucked up.
You start listening to Akonâs Lonely everyday. Youâre depressed. Theres a Progressive commercial where your girl crosses up Flo and sheâs even on the Jimmy Kimmel show. Youâre scared to look at her Instagram or Snapchap so you donât. Itâs been 2 months since you heard from her or your fake ass friends. Come to think of it, nobody even checked on yo ass.  You check ya boy D snap to see what he up to and him and your girl chillin in bedâŚ
What the fuck!?!? Nah shit aint goin down like that. You bout to go whoop some ass ankle or no ankle. You stand up and immediately fall back down. Â Your ankle like nah nigga you thought. Â You gotta speed up your rehab so you can get your girl back.
You watching Love n Basketball. Candy girl is playing while Kyla Pratt is doing them lil niggas in. Thats when a light bulb go off in your head. you shoulda known she was bout to ball out. She damn near 6â1. Ainât no way she wasnt on the highschool and maybe college teams. Â You watch love n basketball almost everyday thinking of what coulda been if you knew your girl could hoop.
Finally Your ankle is back. And you roll up to your man D crib. You gotta play it cool. You knock on the door and your girl opens it. She in her fuckin pajamas. âSo you gone sleep with my so called mans now? Is that what we doin?â Your anger already out, so much for playing it cool. âYou wanted to be a bitch, so i moved on to bigger and better.â She says. You canât help but think about Love n Basketball. âI wanna be your man.â (another song from Love n Basketball) You tell her.
She laugh in your face. This shit got you angry. âWhere D at?â You ask. She tell you he at work. Iâll play you for your heart you tell her. Nigga you shouldnt have watched love n basketball so many times. Fine she says. D got a hoop in his back yard So yall go out back.
You wake up in the hospital again. You check Instagram. She dunked on you.
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PART 2!!!!!!
âPeter Piper Peter Pan Dan is the Man that Can withstand. Oh woah baby donât get hurt baby. She gone cross you baby.â Â Your girl on instagram with fucking Nick and Dan. Sad thing is they had a nigga in the video that look like you. Suddenly Dan took that nigga ankle and ran tf away. They really had a prosthetic ass ankle nigga in the video. And Dan ran away with that shit. Â You liked them niggas until this shit.
Anyways. When your girl dunked on you, you didnât get injured. Your ego was just hurt. You were out of the hospital quick and fast and embarrassed. Your girl had somehow gained a quick million followers on IG. People made all kinds of parodies of you. One hurt more than others tho. It was the video of your girl crossing you over and the video where she dunked on you. They played in slow motion and it had the song from Love and Baksetball at the end, that just so happens to go âYou made a fool of me, tell me whyâŚ..â
Real shit you canât even hold it back. Tears are flowing. You miss your girl. You really want her back in your life. A week goes by and you used your vacation at work. You canât get yourself together. Your daily routine consists of sniffing the one pair of panties that she happened to leave in the wash machine. Why the fuck you sniffin them bruh? Clearly theyâve been washed and donât even have her scent on them. You even put them on one time, fucking hurt ass nigga. Anyways your daily routine consists of sniffing her clean panties đ, Looking at old pics of you and her in yo phone, watching Love n Basketball, and listening to Lord Give Me a SIgn by DMX. You really couldnt just pick a real gospel song my nigga? These 2 months without her have been hell.  One day after listening to Lord Give Me a Sign your phone rings. Itâs your girlâŚ.
You let it ring a couple of times and then answer it like you wasnât just crying ten minutes ago.  Your girl sounds surprisingly humble. âHow you doingâ She asks. âIâm coolâ You respond. Even though you know thats a got damn lie. She doesnât waste anytime in telling you why sheâs on the phone.  âIâm pregnant.â She says. âWhy tf you telling me youâ respond. âIm 7 to 9 weeks alongâ she says, which means yes you guessed it; IT COULD BE YOURS. âOh shitâ was all you said. âYeah sheâ replied. âIma get a DNA test as soon as I have it.â âIâll be aroundâ you reply, and she hangs upâŚ
Youâre happy as fuck. You got a reason to be in this girlâs life. And then you think to yourself âLord I said give me a sgn, not a damn baby.â Your lights flicker and you apologize to God. Your head spinning you donât even know what to do. You hop in your car and drive to D house. You pull up in the drive way and D and Your girl are conveniently. D has a soccer ball in his hands. This African American ass nigga aint ever played soccer a day in his life wtf? Your girl on the other hand, did i mention she was Nigerian? She loves that shit. Before you can even walk up to them good. Your girl screams âSike Bitch!â and then D tosses her the ball and she crosses you so hard that your head bumped into the door of the truck D owns. And you wasnât even tryna guard herâŚ
They laughing they asses off and then she goes nah for real though Iâm pregnant. D suddenly gets serious and goes âWhat?!?! Why are you out here running round and shit? I didnât know I was about to be a father.â Thats when you chime in ânah nigga that baby could be mine so until further notice WE about to be some fathers.â D looks at your girl for confirmation and she nods her head. Before he could talk again you ask âdid yall niggas get that whole soccer thing on video?â They nod. âAlready got 33,000 likes.â Your girl says with a laugh. Â You mad as shit. âDelete that shit now!!!â You scream at her. You didnât even notice Dâs fist moving towards you. âDonât Yell at her when she carrying my fucking son!â He screams as he punches you. You out cold.
You wake up inside of Dâs house. Your girlâs auntie got an ice pack on your forehead. She was always cool. You could stop by and get a meal from her house any time of the week. She was only in her late 30s and Fine as hell ran in they family. âWhat you doing here auntie?â You ask. She tells you that your girl and D asked her to babysit you while they went out. You get mad all over again as you realize what happened. You canât stay mad for long tho cuz Auntie sits a plate of Gumbo in front of you and her shit taste like a popeyes comercial; seasoned, southern, and black as hell.  You eat the plate and Auntie is just telling you how sorry she is about what your girl did to you. âShe wasnât raised that way you know.â She says. âShe has got to be out of her mind to let go of a strong black man like you. With your fine smooth skin, and your white ass teeth. And oh my God your body.â Auntie was licking her lips and fanning herself. You donât know what took over you but you jumped ontop of her and kissed her. Thank the lordt she kissed you backâŚ.
Yall make yall way to Dâs bedroom and you start knocking Auntieâs walls out like you a mediocre rich white person on HGTV looking to renovate a home. Her pussy was so good you swear the black eye D gave you went away. Yall kept fucking like this for a couple of months. You still wanted your girl back but the reality set in that she wasnât coming back. Atleast not for now. One night when Auntie was at the crib, yall was laid up watching netflix like you and your girl used to do. Theres a knock at the door and youâre wondering who tf it can be at 2 am in the morning. You go check the peephole. Itâs your girl. Sheâs crying. She knocks again and starts screaming for you to wake up. You tell her Auntie to get in the damn closet. You open the door and Your girl immediately hugs youâŚ
Sheâs crying and canât get her words out. After about 5 minutes of crying she tells you that her and D broke up.  She walks into the bedroom like she owns the place and sits on the bed. You praying to God that her Auntie just chills in the closet. She starts by saying D cheated on her. She says that he suddenly started having to work late. And he always brought home a plate from her auntie for her. Youâre sitting there like đ¤intersting⌠She says that one night she went to her Auntie house to get some advice because she suspected D was cheating on her and low and behold there they were ontop of each other. MINDFUCK. This old ass lady got some nerve. Now you high key mad and shakingâŚ
Your girl looks at you and asks you whats wrong? You tell her Youâre just mad for her. Thats when asks the question that u werenât prepared to answer. âWhoâs purse is this?â You tell her its your girlâs purse she went to pick up a pizza and she forgot it. Your girl not buying it though. She says âI donât believe that. Also this little girlfriend of yours got an ugly ass taste in bags.â Just then your auntie pops out of the closet and slaps your girl. âDonât talk shit about my bag.â she says. Out of instinct you push your girlâs auntie away from your girl. âShe pregnant, what the fuck wrong with you??!?!?!â You scream at her. Your girl gets up and leaves. Her auntie leaves about 3 minutes later.
Your girl wonât pick up the phone. Her auntie is awol too. You grab your keys to go to find your girl but when you open the door D is standing there. âBruh I fucked up.â he says. âme too.â You reply. Both yall phones ring. Your girl just made a new instagram post. Itâs a picture of a sunset. The caption is Fuck D and Ankles. #HavingThisBabyAlone.
PART 3 will come if there is demand.
Lmao u wild
This shit was a wild ride lmao whereâs part 3 tho?
Lmao its coming
Oh my gosh this is juicy
The only way ik how to write it lol
*starts chanting* PART 3 PART 3 PART 3
Lmao ive died like 6 times already đđđđđąThis is skill tho! Just quit yo day job and do this.
I got no day job to quit lmao
Part 3!!!
It takes you 0.3 seconds to read the post and instantly swing on D. He had the same idea as you though and weaves yo shit. Yall squaring up right there in the kitchen. This nigga takes his shirt off cuz you know niggas canât fight without gettin naked. And then other niggas canât fight without crying. Thatâs you. The tears start flowing as you rush D. He weaving all yo shit, but you catch him one good time. Opened up his lip. This nigga feels himself bleeding and hits you 3 times in the face just from anger. That doesnât stop u tho. You snap back really fast and yall going at it. Heâs swinging and missing. You swinging and missing. He swings one hard ass time and you weave it. It made him go offbalance and he goes flying into your kitchen table. It breaks from his weight suddenly crashing down on it. Dâs hurt. You grab a frying pan and walk over to D. Youâre about to make that nigga go night night. He turns around and starts begging. âPlease! PLEASE! BRO PLEASE.â The smile on your face gives off a sign that you donât plan on showing no mercy. What D says next changes all of that. Â âI CANâT HAVE BABIES BRUH, I CANâT I CANâT, I PROMISE BRUH! IâM TRANSGENDERED BRUH CHILL PLEASE.â
You drop the frying pan and instantly get confused. âBruh we were college roommates like how tf?â You mumble. âI transitioned in highschool man.â D looked so scared. âI felt nobody needed to know because that was my business man. Its your baby Stacy. And as far as ol girl you need to go get her. She loves you. Both of yall niggas egoâs and prides just on another level. I hope we still boys bruh. I know its gone take you some time to forgive me.â With that D got up and walked out of the door.
You break down the gar. Itâs been 5 years since you smoked, but you need this shit. You so fuckin stressed. It seem like everything in your life is a lie right now.  Your best friend who used to be a girl stole your girl, well techinically you broke up with her and then you started fucking her aunt and she caught you, oh and sheâs pregnant  with your kid. This shit is like an Urban Telenovela. Itâs been a week since D told you his secret, Your girl is still no where to be found and her aunt has disappeared too. This weed is so good. You then smoked two blunts by yourself and you swear you hearing things now. You can hear your heart beatin n shit. Shit sound like somebody knockin at the door or something. Yo dumb ass. Somebody is knocking at the door. Itâs your girlâs auntieâŚ
âWe need to talk.â She sayâs to you.  You lead her to chair and wait for her to talk. âLook thereâs no easy way to say this. Iâm pregnant. I donât know if itâs yourâs or Dâs but Iâm pregnant. This weed got you fucked up. You look at her and bust out laughing. âBitch how old you is?â You say through giggles. âYou know yo old ass canât have no kids. You bout 50 ainât it?â You say laughing your ass off. Your girlâs auntie is not amused. âI thought you were an adult but clearly you not. And im 34 motherfucka. If this baby is yours you will be paying child support. Thatâs when it happened. You knew the baby was yours. There was a sharp pain in your heart and before you know it everything was blackâŚ.
âOh shit his eyes are open.â You wake up in a hospital bed. D is in the room. Your girlâs auntie is there and Your girl is there with a new addition. âWht the fuck is going onâ you say. âshhh donât cuss in front of the baby.â Your girl says. âYou had a heart attack bruh.â D says. âYeah and when I found out I went into laborâ Your girl pitched in. âI was back and forth between hospital rooms, but i supported both of yall.â says your girlâs auntie. âCan I hold the baby?â you ask. Your girl passes you the baby. Itâs a beautiful baby boy with a big ass head and no neck. Thats your baby nigga. âWhatâs his name?â you ask. âStyrieâ your girl says. You look at her like what kinda foolishness is that. She catches your look and goes âits a mix of Stephen and Kyrie cuz his momma got them handles.â Your eyes go dark again. âOh shit we losing him!â You can hear voices faintly screaming. You wake up again and now theres nurses in the room. Your ego still hurt. She almost killed you with that shit. Â I havenât gotten a DNA test yet. Iâm waiting for you to get out of the hospital. This time D dropped to the ground. The nurse got scared. âWhat viruses yall got floating round in here. I donât like that.â She screamed as she started to respond to D. He was soon back to reality. Your girl looked so peaceful and happy that you decided youâd let her find out it was yours through DNA testing. Your main focus right now was getting out of the hospital.
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HEREâS PART 4 YALL BEEN BEGGIN ME FOR!!!!!!!
D stood in front of everyone. âSo the reason those babies arenât mine is because im sterile. Iâve been shooting blanks. Those babies arenât mine.â Â You had been out of the hospital all for 24 hours, when this new family-ish meeting was called. Â Even though it wasnât exactly the truth you were respecting ya boyâs decision to lie about why the babies werenât his, that was his business to release if he wanted to.
Everyone was in the room. You, Your girl, Your girlâs auntie, and D. It was weird tho cuz only you and D looked content. The next sequence of events made you shut the fuck up and sit back for the ride. First your girlâs auntie got up and explained that she wasnât pregnant. Apparently she came to your apartment that night for some dick and chickened out at the last minute. After that sigh of relief your girl got up and asked if you two could talk in private. Your dumbass sat there talkin bout some we all family in here, whatever you got to say, you can say it in here to everybody. Why aint you tired of being embarrassed in front of everybody yet?
She looked cautious but decided to say what she had to say in front of everybody. âwell itâs great that D is sterile, oh my god D i didnât mean it like that. What I mean is its nice to dwindle the possibilities of fathers for Styrie. Stacy do you remember my birthday?â She said it with a straight face. I felt like I was having another heart attack but D caught me and slapped me and said we werenât having that this time. I was shaking. âYou meanâŚ.â I mumbled. âYesâ She answered. âThat baby could be Mr. Yeaaaaaaapâsâ D and your girlâs aunt was confused as fuck. They looking at you like you speaking a different language. âthe baby could be whoâs? Nigga what are you saying.â âThe the ba ab baby could be Trey Songz.â You blurt out.
âHold the fuck up you fucked Trey Songz?â Ya girl auntie blurted out at your girl. âYeaaaahâ She replied with a sheepish grin that looked too satisfying to her. âOk how the hell did you do that and why do you know about it Stacy?â D looked pressed. You looked across the room and then spoke words you had never spoke before. âI went to school with Trey. I wrote his first song that he went to the studio with. He liked it so much that he said He owed me a life debt. And the way that niggaâs life is he oweâs me way more than that. She loveâs Trey Songz man, so i cashed in my life debt for him to have a three some with me and my girl. He was more than happy to do it. Except we bumped heads when we were fucking her and I passed out with a concussion. And im assuming that they kept on fucking even though I never thought about it.â You were mad as shit now. Thinking about it.
It just so happens that Trey was intown this weekend for a concert so you and your girl went. Front row seats because you got it like that and also your girl got it like that too. I mean how many times she then took them ankles? Anyways. Trey calls your girl up on stage because sheâs IG famous. Itâs clear he doesnât remember fucking her at all. He sings to her and somehow her panties ended up on his head. You big mad now. You stayed mad the whole damn concert until after when it was time to go back stage. Security tried to stop you but Trey saw you and yelled âStaceeeyyyyyyy YEaaaaaaaahp, or I should call yo ass ankles now haha, was gud nigguhhhhh!?? Let him through he cool.â
So you and your girl spend 15 minutes explaining what the fuck happened and this nigga is too high to comprehend any of that shit. All he said at the end was âDamn I fucked crossover girl?â and then he said some shit that made both of you feel dumb as fuck, âWhy didnât you just take the test and come to me if itâs mine?â That shit had yall looking like this emoji đ . Next that nigga whipped outa DNA test kit. Like how many girls does this nigga fuck to carry test kits. He had good shit too apparently his celebrity money had access to instant dna tests. He swabbed his gum and put the q-tip in a bag. âCall me if its mineâ is all he said.
You and your girl spent hours delaying doing the dna test. Yall had been sitting at home not doing anything. Styrie was awake  and lying in his crib. Your girl had started an instagram live for the test. She had over 35k people watching live. It was the moment of truth. You swabbed your gum and Styrieâs gum and put the q-tips into the test. The baby is yourâs. You leaned in to kiss your girl and she swerves that shit, leaving you to fall flat on your face. âNah nigga whatyou think this is? You gotta earn me back.â Is what she said while your face was still on the ground. It was the worst cross of them all and 35,000 people witnessed it liveâŚ
GOOD. BYE.
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Ugh, thisss.
^^ sometimes, I wish I could be blissfully ignorant