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Japanese Photographer Takes Imaginative & Adorable Photos of His Daughter

Japanese photographer Toyokazu Nagano, taking just the most adorable photos of his youngest daughter, Kanna. Each picture is taken on the same road, with little Kanna giving all of her into each pose and mood.

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do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine

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#IT’S THE DAY THAT THOR FACED MIDGARD AND LOKI TURNED HIS BACK ON IT

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#cause i hadn’t learned to fly yet

OH HELLO. MY NAME'S MELISSA AND I'M A MORON.

Okay. So I just happened to check my email, and I had two from Amazon. The first one said:

"We have good news! We're able to get this part of your order to you faster than we originally promised:

"Kindle Paperwhite, 6" High Resolution Display with Next-Gen Built-in Light, Wi-Fi" Previous estimated arrival date: November 25, 2013 - November 27, 2013 New estimated arrival date: November 19, 2013"

So of course I almost pissed myself with excitement. Then I go to the next email, and it says my payment couldn't go through.......

Guys. When I went to update my paymenet method...

I PUT THE EXPIRATION DATE AS 09/2075

WHAT IN THE FUCK

I'm done. I am just so done.

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It’s sick how good I look at my age. I look at some of my peers who maybe didn’t throw down as many hard-ass rubber-to-the-road miles as I did, and I look *fantastic*!

Robert Downey Jr., on his inexplicable good looks, particularly considering the life that he has led (Entertainment Weekly, October 2005).

Well, the man has a point—

I mean: hot damn, boy.

Four days ago:

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt by Adam Fedderly for Nylon Guys | 2009

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IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT

ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

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Disney Halloween Icons // Skeleton Series These are for you to use as your tumblr avatar. Credit isn’t necessary, but it is appreciated.

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