I'm Expressing Myself

We were never friends. Not for a second. I loved you.

I buy my husband poptarts. Two boxes at a time, and he freaking loves them. I occasionally like a breakfast pastry treat as well, but my husband is a poptart vacuum or something, because every time I go to find myself one they’re always all gone! I decided to buy my OWN box along with the two I regularly buy for my husband. I am not quite the black hole for poptarts as my husband is, so my one box lasted about two and a half weeks before he found them where I had been hiding them in the cabinet where I keep my casserole dishes. His were long gone, you see…. there were two packages left, and they were gone in seconds! (okay, a day or two, but STILL). They were the smores kind too. My absolute favorite.

If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?

1: “Hey, what’s your favorite color?”