underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.
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underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

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I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”
This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better
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when i say ryan reynolds is my icon i mean it
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October can’t come soon enough
This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.
This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.
This video represents the stages of having a crush.

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“Only great writers deserve quick deaths. Hemingway, Wolfe, Plath. Me? I’m a bad writer, so I deserve to die slowly, painfully… disgustingly.”
Come buy the the goodest boy’s pumpkins
Decadence
Translation from turkish: he’s loves the wash. He’s famous around here , don’t you know him? He’s always here he loves it.

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May I present to you:
Book seller
Crystal seller
He sells flowers
She will sell you a pumpkin this fall
Would you like to purchase.. bean?
They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup
She has more options
Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic
Can I interest you in...melon?
Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door
Please trust reliable, small business owners
and they say black cats don’t photograph well!
thank u for this addition. this kitty is perfect and i love them