Evolution of Circuitry

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

are we actually getting an archie continuation. I'm going to be sick

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

I feel like the reason Mega Man will never do a crossover with DC comics is that at some point Dr Wily would get in Wonder Woman's Lasso and confess he wants to be pounded in the ass by Guts Man, just absolutely ravaged, and we can't have that in the comics thanks to the Liberal Media

Smart woman next to an unbelievable achievement is a picture niche that will never get old