The chocobros, an odd photo op with dinner, and every one of the boys becoming uncomfortable. Inspired by an awkward birthday dinner with @meldacio.
Noctis should have known something was off. Why would a manager approach their table to check on them?Ā
Prompto spots the cameraāan entry-level, older Loktonāand gets a bad feeling.Ā
āHey there, boys! Mind if I take some photos of you? Weāre sticking them on commemorative postcards for everybody so you can remember your visit!ā
Gladioās brain wraps itself around a single thought: weāre in Longwythe. Six, why would anybody get a souvenirĀ from here?
Itās left to Ignis to reply.Ā āNot at all,ā he says, but the corners of his mouth get a little too tight.Ā
Yes, we do mind, thankyouverymuch, what on Eos is going on?
The photographer has them all move to Noct and Iggyās side of the table for a group shot.Ā
Noctis is uncomfortable.Ā
Prompto is questioning how often these photos are takenātheyāve been positioned in the worst possible lighting.
Gladio is still caught up on the souvenir postcard thing.
Ignis is contemplating sliding under the table.Ā
Everybody puts on an awkward smile and hopes itās over
āOkay, now grab your glasses and make a toast!ā
Noctis is fixing them all with a clearĀ āsave meā expression.Ā
Prompto actually might want to leave the Crows Nest.
Gladio and Ignis have an entire unspoken conversation.
Are we actually doing this? What the Hell would we be toasting with plasticĀ soda cups for? Whatās happening?
The manager happily wanders off with a promise to deliver their postcard with the check.Ā
An intense, hushed conversation ensues.
āWhatāthatās not normal, is it?ā
āI might expect something like that in Altissia, but Longwythe is hardly a tourist destinationā¦.ā
āPrompto, this is your fault. You wanted us to eat here.ā
āI am neverĀ picking the restaurant again, guys what just happened?!ā
Sure enough, their postcard arrives with the bill and they all look it over.Ā
Nobody can tell Prompto and Gladio are bothered, but Ignis and Noctis both look like theyāre internally screaming in the photographs.Ā
Prompto was right, the lighting is far too bright behind them.
Noctis and Prompto wonder whatās going onāitās a Tuesday, itās slow business, thereās two tables other than them in the dinerāwhy do the postcard thing?Ā
āUh oh,ā Gladio mutters, and Ignis signs the check and shoves his wallet back into his pocket in record time.Ā
āGentlemen, I do believe the manager is returning with larger photos to sell to usā¦letās make our exit.ā