soft and rotten

The BechdelSecTest

as a bisexual i am vibe intolerant

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

There was a financial crisis

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

class traitors use tumblr premium

the fuck is a tumblr premium

thats the attitude i love to see

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

Are you sure

1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.

op are you ok

im a hamster now