if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?