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Welcome, enthusiasts of all things mysterious and strange, you can call me Artemis

I talk about my hyperfixations relentlessly

My main interests are anything related to Sherlock Holmes, mythology, art, theater, history, and music

Some fandoms I’m in include Sherlock Holmes (ACD cannon) Sherlock (BBC) Doctor Strange, Epic the Musical, Percy Jackson, The Song of Achilles, Ride the Cyclone, The Hunger Games, and The Owl House

Other things: I love to play chess, I read quite a lot of fanfic, and I’m currently writing a musical

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*unenthusiastically sighs and says “a curse be upon you” like it’s a nine-to-five job*

#text post #i don’t even know anymore

modernmusess

the difference in hunger games narrators is so funny to me like this is our starting lineup

katniss: i go to a place and do a thing using a skill. also everyone hates me. oh you want to know more about myself? here are four straight paragraphs just describing food instead.

haymitch: so the baker’s in love with my best friends girl and my girlfriend’s uncle is gay and secretly dating the town window-fixer and she’s actually related to lucy gray and has beef with the mayors daughter who bullied me and her social security number is—

snow: everyone here is UGLY and OBNOXIOUS and TACKY and I Am God.

prokopetz

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

melanch0licmist

And then there’s Katniss Everdeen who’s both

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games #suzanne collins #thg series

bellabs-dream-lab

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

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emwheezie

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

stockie-der-stock

"Happens to the best of us", I say while talking about something that most certainly does NOT happen to the best of us

seekingdeduction221

allthingswhumpyandangsty

*misspells something* you know what? Kill me and bury me in a shallow grave

allthingswhumpyandangsty

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mothmanfucker2

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

melanch0licmist

Lester core

#lester papadopoulos #trials of apollo #apollo #percy jackson #riordanverse #toa

The word grapefruit is so stupid, what if I looked at a carrot and thought “I know exactly what to call this! It shall be named: Broccoli Vegetable”

#words #english #please tell me i'm not the only one that thinks this

roseroyalty-moving

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

roseroyalty-moving

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I pet my cat after I read this and she said “mrrrvp?”

#Cutest thing ever

Fanc, the land where they speak Fecnh

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It’s the MENTAL BREAKDOWN

*off-key kazoo noises*

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Patrochilles is a perfect example of “if anything happens to them I will kill everyone and then myself” because something did happen to Patroclus and Achilles did kill everyone and then himself

#tagamemnon #greek mythology #patrochilles #achilles and patroclus #the song of achilles #the iliad

I find it funny that I write poetry and yet instead of posting it on tumblr I make posts where I rant incoherently about yaoi

#writing #poetry #yaoi

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