This is just the beginning

the most toxic thing you can do to yourself is let too many people know your personal life

this is literally a bottle of shitpost put it back

what, so you can have all the Vegan Nut Mylk for yourself?

Fafther may I go to Whýöle Fjüds?

Adult Life™ is being excited when ur municipality finally agrees to exchange ur old garbage bin with a new one after years of arguing with them

listen it’s not about the garbage bin (well, it is, but), it’s about beating your opponent through patience and a consistent strategy. Take that Ivan from public services, who’s ‘’not liable for a replacement’’ now ahahaha 

do i hate my life? Absolutely. do i get to do that next to my new garbage bin every morning as i drink my coffee and yearn for the sweet release of death? You bet your ass