heteros are cancelled

19yo woman: my 34yo boyfriend-

Don’t let aesthetic blogs fool you, the real 90s aesthetic is “urban” and “attitude”-filled versions of classic cartoon characters on mass-produced merchandise

Adding to this, Tweety in specific gets a special achievement award because he was so goddamn pissed off for the entire decade

I still have my “urban” drawstring bags (officially licensed by disney) I got on the plane in the late 90s/early 2000s

me,  a harmels cishet person: Honk hoynk

“Yes, oh great and mighty Grand Champion? Is there something you need? Can I carry your weapon? Shine your boots? Backrub, perhaps?”

“I have a feeling that you and I are about to become VERY close.”

“You have come! You have come to hear the word of Talos!”

“You sleep rather soundly for a murderer. That’s good. You’ll need a clear conscience for what I’m about to propose.”

“Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I’m confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it’s off to jail.”

if he’s not trans, then how can you explain THIS: