👹MR FROG IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT👹

Current ask / hc request status: ✨Open✨

Has this joke been made yet-

Pretty pretty vinyls, I’m obsessed with pretty vinyls. This one is glittery pink, but due to my bedroom’s poor lighting, it looks red.

The standard chair had to swapped because, in canon, Alastor doesnt fucking sleep, he stands in a corner with his eyes wide open. So whilst he’s been kidnapped, he scooted himself across the floor on this chair anytime he could. When vox was speaking, when he was eating, whilst he was on set, any chance he could get. The other vees found this hilarious.

Until he started doing it whilst they were sleeping.

I imagine it went something like this:

So they swapped him to a wheely chair, until it was decided by Vox, “NO CHAIR WITHOUT SUPERVISON”, because they found the radio demon speeding down the hallway as if he was a racecar driver, screaming at the top of his lungs:

“ZOOM ZOOM TV SCREEN, THIS IS HOW WE DO IT IN NEW ORLEANS”

“Tell me princess, do you think, that I could be redeemed?”

Through some divine joke, by leading an uprising against heaven, Vox atones for whatever sin he committed whilst he was alive.

Example, pentious was too cowardly to go to the authorities about his client’s murders, so his guilt and cowardice took him down to hell. Pentious died for his friends, the exact opposite of his sin.

Hear me out, what if Vox’s sin is something similar?

Vox was a TV host who used others for his own gain and refused to stand up for those below him. Theoretically, he was all talk and unfulfilled promises, he literally hid behind a screen (hint hint), until a tech related accident, possibly something do with electrocution, sent him to a grave.

In this situation, the vees leave his ass as they’ve had enough of his bs. There’s nobody to hide behind, he’s at the forefront of his little revolution and he’s working with the rest of hell, he got there himself, he promise to lead an uprising against heaven and he’s done so, literally, the opposite of his sin. If I’m correct, that’s fair game to get him into heaven, even if it seems unfair.

Because after all, not everybody who gets into heaven deserves to be there.

1. Vacations. You can wander off and have your own time with them and not be seen as an antisocial person, but that only applies if you’re on vacation with your or their family. I could go on about couples only vacations they are fucking m a g i c a l.

2. Constant cuddles and kisses. Bonus points if they are taller than you.

3. The quiet moments when it’s just you and them and everything is completely peaceful.

4. Birthdays. Celebrate it with them for a good time.

5. S H O W E R S E X

6. Having someone who’s proud of you and you’re proud of them in return. I gift rocks to my partner because we’re essentially human penguins and they just go *GASP* FOR ME?!, it’s one of my favourite things in the world and I cannot get enough of it.

7. M A K I N G O U T

8. Watching that tv show either one of you suggested that you should watch before giving up on it and using it as background noise

9. Unconditional love no matter what. If your partner loves you enough, you could slather yourself in garlic ranch dressing, dance around the living room and then order church’s chicken for dinner and they’d still love you.

10. S E X