Candy Bones

why are they always ejecting the warp core it’s like they don’t even want it

I wouldn’t trust myself with gambling, I get thrilled over a kinder egg

I always thought the people who failed “you sing you lose” were pathetic

Love it when I’m listening to an audio book and it says this is an audible novel and it’s like it is audible !! I can hear it so good 😊

Blowing up and then acting like you don’t know nobody 🦈🦈🦈 sounds like a terribly lonely life

My New Year’s resolution is to be the strongest one at my family reunion

Just got a telescope. My logic skill is about to increase tenfold

I wish I could have an out of body experience so I could see all angles of my hair

I’d like to have a strong ballet back but at the moment I don’t even have a backstreets back alright