Aries: your mom still does your laundry

Taurus: you’re an awful gardener and kill every plant you touch

Gemini: you read books for fun

Cancer: all of you literally look like you’re 12

Leo: puns

Virgo: you can’t watch scary movies

Libra: you have the absolute worst sense of direction

Scorpio: most likely to hate memes

Sagittarius: you double dip everything and i hate it

Capricorn: pokemon

Aquarius: tbh the dad jokes need to stop

I want you to hear me out on an idea SO outrageous that it might just work

A character

Could be in a romantic/sexual relationship with a character of the same sex

AND

Be in a platonic relationship with a DIFFERENT character, also of the same sex!

Tim Gunn on Plus Size Clothing

go to your local convenience or grocery store

pick up a package of plain sanitary pads, regular absorbency, no fragrance

put them under the sink in your bathroom (or wherever your bathroom storage is)

“But,” you may ask, “why would I do this?”

BECAUSE: I guarantee you 100% that at some point, a person who gets periods will end up in your bathroom, and need a pad, and despite knowing that you are a person who doesn’t get periods, and perhaps no one you live with does, they will still check your bathroom storage in the desperate hope that someone left some there at some point.

And in that moment, you can be somebody’s hero. For the love of all that is good, all humans should stock their bathroom with some basic pads.

“But,” you may ask, “don’t people who get periods carry their own products with them?”

Well, yes, we try to. But inevitably, one finds oneself in the awkward situation of needing one and not having one. Maybe we recently switched bags. Maybe we used ours or gave it to someone else and forgot to replace it. Maybe we went to open it and it was just an empty package (true story). Maybe we can’t afford them right now and were really hoping our paycheck would come before our period this month. Maybe we just didn’t expect to need one today.

So please. If you want to spend a few minutes and a few bucks today to ensure that your bathroom is a lovely oasis of need-meeting rather than a desolate desert of well-I-hope-this-TP-holds-up, go acquire some basic pads and stock your bathroom.

like do these people not realize how fucking easy this shit would be

there’s the dazzler she’s like a popstar and a superhero do you know how many 4-12 year old girls would dig that shit

there’s the wasp and her superpowers are seriously like zapping jerks, flying, and being cuter than everybody else. also she’s a famous fashion designer. and she’s better than you. (like she shrinks and stuff too but mainly her power is being better than you)

she-hulk is like this nerdy chick with the power to get bigger and greener and be spontaneously tougher than everybody in the vicinity like I don’t even know a little girl who wouldn’t slit someone’s throat for the ability to be stronger than all the boys when they pissed her off

little girl likes magic? scarlet witch

little girl likes science? invisible woman

little girl likes spies? black widow

little girl likes aliens? karolina dean

little girl likes bionic arms? misty knight

little girl likes flying horses? wow. guess who has one of those? valkyrie. valkyrie does.

My point is that’s it’s so fucking easy so chop-chop, Marvel, get on it. Seriously, I went ten years of my life thinking superheroes were boys. That’s ten years of you not profiting off of my inability to refrain from buying even the crappiest merchandise you offer if it has a character I love on it. Little girls are an enormous market; they will buy all your shit if you just suggest to them that maybe they’d like to.

“I like your dress!” is acceptable. “You! In the red blouse! You’re gorgeous!” is also acceptable. “I like how your dress clings to your ass, sexy!” is NOT acceptable. “You! In the red blouse! Nice tits!” is also not acceptable.

Let’s put it like this.

If your “compliment” refers directly to:

a person’s ass

their genitals

their breasts (or lack thereof)

how much you want to have sex with them

how you want to have sex with them

wanting to have sex with them against their will

seeing certain parts of that person’s anatomy (sexual or not) in a specific, sexual act

calling the person a name that is considered ‘degrading’ or involves profanity

‘pet names’ on a stranger

then it is not a compliment, it is catcalling, and consequently, is harassment.

So as I was saying. There’s a line. “Hello, beautiful.” is alright. But “Hello, beautiful. Those lips look perfect for sucking my cock.” has crossed that line.