im going

little tip for some of you restaurant enjoyers out there.. if the staff keeps bumping your chair or stepping on your feet, try pushing in your stupid chair and putting your fucking feet under the table

they are haters, son. one day you will find a field full of other bronies you can run around with

listening to hours of nu metal everyday to make sure my friends hate making spotify blends with me

settling in for a nic e bowl of goop for the night

my cat isnt a perfectly well behaved young man, but i will say. if i were a cat i would be much worse

idky its so funny to me that people can get a weed card from the doc for depression. writing the prescription like 'yeah, i know what will cheer u up'

at some point my i stopped doing those "sit up straight and relax your jaw" posts. i see them n im just like nah i'll stay tense thanks

sometimes im like.. do i smoke too much weed? and then i remember im hot

being good at tetris means that for the rest of your life you have to over fill the dishwasher to the point nothing gets clean. thats the price you have to pay for skill

bf and i have been playing words with friends, and its become a running joke to attempt words that are obviously not words and act surprised when the game wont accept them. what do you mean varted isnt a word???? and the other may reply with something like yeah that should be a word :/

if you dont put ur cart away when ur done using it i think you should be filleted

yall complaining about seeing fanfiction and fanart for shows you dont like or whatever. meanwhile tumblr is blazing diaper fetish posts on my dash

hanging out with my bf's dog and hes never satisfied, hes always upset when my bf isnt around. like. sorry i cant be him.

for sale: baby skateboard, never filpped