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I know we'll be the best of friends, so there's no need to run!

The sooner you get dead, the sooner you can join the fun!

No need to fear, for I am here!

(Your mortal form will disappear!)

Now, should we use this rusty knife or acid water gun!

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cheeezcake

I love drawing over silly mcyt pictures I find on pinterest

bonus,, >>

@werewolf-officially bro really just went through and liked EVERY SINGLE THING I'VE EVER POSTED

not-a-vampire-offical

what if

soup

lemonyskickers

What kind?

not-a-vampire-offical

idk blood chicken or something

moonarune

Obligatory ethubs post

My brains starting the cycle of ships over again and oh yea, its ethubs time

I drew this from some text post i saw a while ago but cant find the image i saved of it lol it def fits them

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the-sol-eclectic

Does anybody have a stake? I'm playing a game while on call while trying to watch a hyper dog with my brother next to me watching youtube at full volume THE OVERSTIMULATION IS KILLING MEEE

lucky-the-epimelide

I have a stick? Not sure that would work though.

the-sol-eclectic

That works, I can sharpen it myself. Thanks homie

arcadecutie

Visit Original Link

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You get close to read The Attractions Sign

sunthetika

this website is so weird

cloudi-ii

Pause the deltarune posting this is so funny

not-a-vampire-offical

I love bats! :D

Does anybody have a stake? I'm playing a game while on call while trying to watch a hyper dog with my brother next to me watching youtube at full volume THE OVERSTIMULATION IS KILLING MEEE

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AHHHHHH

*insert totally manly and not high-pitched at all scream*

plrase they're singing i want it that way

Good

i know you're awake

I WASN'T I JUST GOT UP BRO WHAY DID I MISS😭😭😭

Guys you can ask yourself stuff

H O L Y S H I T

the-sol-eclectic

Mr. “not” vampire, if you could stay away from the mountains upon looking for animals and their keepers, it would be appreciated.

(Or at least say hi ,•^•,)

-🍎

Idk you can ignore this, it was funny in my head

You know you forgot to anon, right, Lucky? But fine. I agree to your terms.

Also I don't really atrack people anyway but whatever. Robbing bloodbanks is lowkey so much easier ;-;

Not that there's ant particular reason for me to do so of course

lucky-the-epimelide

I didn’t anon on purpose, I just like apples. And you keep telling yourself that. Maybe you should come sun bathe with me, I know some lovely spots!

(With trees nearby even though you’re “not” a vampire)

- 🍎

the-sol-eclectic

I see. And perhaps I should! Although, have you ever considered moonbathing? It's nice and chilly, and you can see the stars!

lucky-the-epimelide

The stars are wonderful, And the moon is a lovey reminder of my Lady, I suppose I could be sueded to changing the hour.

(I was also mainly teasing, so this works very well)

the-sol-eclectic

Lovely! Shall we call it a date? Well, not a date, but in the sense of "we're gonna do this"?

(Regardless, I work on V!SMP logic, so the sun doesn't actually hurt yet ^`w ^ At least, it wouldn't if I WAS a vampire, which I'm not)

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the-sol-eclectic

Mr. “not” vampire, if you could stay away from the mountains upon looking for animals and their keepers, it would be appreciated.

(Or at least say hi ,•^•,)

-🍎

Idk you can ignore this, it was funny in my head

You know you forgot to anon, right, Lucky? But fine. I agree to your terms.

Also I don't really atrack people anyway but whatever. Robbing bloodbanks is lowkey so much easier ;-;

Not that there's ant particular reason for me to do so of course

lucky-the-epimelide

I didn’t anon on purpose, I just like apples. And you keep telling yourself that. Maybe you should come sun bathe with me, I know some lovely spots!

(With trees nearby even though you’re “not” a vampire)

- 🍎

the-sol-eclectic

I see. And perhaps I should! Although, have you ever considered moonbathing? It's nice and chilly, and you can see the stars!

#nah don't worry about it #I've learned to decipher my irl friends' god-awful handwriting #this font is gorgeous #especially compared to that shit

Mr. “not” vampire, if you could stay away from the mountains upon looking for animals and their keepers, it would be appreciated.

(Or at least say hi ,•^•,)

-🍎

Idk you can ignore this, it was funny in my head

You know you forgot to anon, right, Lucky? But fine. I agree to your terms.

Also I don't really atrack people anyway but whatever. Robbing bloodbanks is lowkey so much easier ;-;

Not that there's ant particular reason for me to do so of course

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