daydreaming for dummies

can someone please explain to me why daisy ridley looked like this in what would have been like 2010

Europe is 30 years late in fashion time

Two churches located across the street from each other.

never feel bad about being a bitch to a man who deserves it 💅

this feels a bit dramatic now considering it was about my brother eating my eggos but my point still stands

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

Blake Shelton was named the sexiest man alive? My condolences, I didn’t realize so many men passed away last night.

Hey gang it’s 2017 it’s ok to tell your friends you love them

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

Tbh I never understood why the term “thunder thighs” is supposed to be derogatory, it sounds like I am a terrifying weather goddess

Just tell people: “Why yes, my thighs *were* blessed by an Asgardian diety. Thank you for noticing.”

#i am here for the unexpected overlap of body positivity and norse mythology and cunnilingus  ( via @misshoneywheeler)

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!