The Restricted Section

We've done it again! A Tomarrymort fest in which our writers anonymously submit a story and guess who wrote what! This time, the theme is all things BLOOD AND/OR WINE.

These authors have used all manner of wily tricks to avoid detection, including but not limited to bluffs, double-bluffs, imitation, gaslighting, manipulation, bribery, or general miscreant behavior.

But the time has come for our authors to drop their masks and proudly claim their beautiful, bloody, and sometimes slightly tipsy work!

Greenest when groves are gaunt by @cindle-writes Word count: 5000 Rated: M

When Voldemort starts coughing up white holly petals, he is in serious denial about what it means… …until he can no longer ignore the potentially fatal implications. A Hanahaki disease AU

A stunning subversion in the Harrymort Hanahaki world in which Voldemort is the one with Hanahaki.

Redacted Hogwarts Parchmentwork by @theladygia Word count: 876 Rated: E

An excerpt from the parchmentwork of Alastor Moody¹, Hogwarts' Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor 1994-95, later discovered and annotated by Professor Severus Snape on 31 October, 1996 as he polished off his second bottle of elven-made wine².

¹Read this fic. ²Read this fic.

Red Hair, Red Eyes by @gryphonfeather Word count: 2361 Rated: M

Ginny does not cope well with having Tom ripped out of her. She drags Harry down with her.

Fics that make you howl and bark and roll on the ground.

Separated from Thee let me never be by @vdoshu Word count: 727 Rated: M

“Lord, I give unto you my devotion. I am Your mouth, I am Your hand, I am Your vessel upon the world.”

Never been so into religion. And religion has never been so into Harry!

Spice by @cannibalinc Word count: 1260 Rated: Not Rated

After his resurrection, Lord Voldemort finds himself craving blood. But none of the blood that his followers provide can satisfy him.

Picking up notes of tortured hero-boy in this wine.

And special mention to @the-wig-is-a-metaphor and @cindle-writes for tying for the most correct guesses!

Thank you so much to our writers for creating these lovely stories! Each is a delight in its own bloody, grapey way!

Secret Santa gift for WolfAntlers/Rye

Step 1: Click on Submit a Post

If you have a tumblr account, make sure you are logged out.

Step 2: Select Your Submission Type

This could be art, a link to AO3, a link to a powerpoint, etc. If it is a link, make sure you are also anonymous to where ever you are linking to! Upload your image or type in your link.

Step 3: Fill Out Your Name and Email

Type Anonymous for your name and any bogus email for the email, such as [email protected].

Step 4: Caption or title your submission with some variation of 'Secret Slytherin for [Giftee]'

Step 5: Accept Terms of Submission, complete CAPTCHA, and press submit! Congrats! You have completed your role as Slytherin's little helper elf.

The spirit of this gift exchange is intended to be a small scale, low stress fest compatible with Holiday craziness. It's just nice to give/receive a small little treat for/from your friends.

Fics

Microfics! Drabbles! Oneshots! Word counts in the hundreds? Yes! Less? Yes! More? Sure, if you want! If it can be slammed out in 2 20-minute sprints, your giftee will savor every word.

Art

Sketches, with as little or as much detail as you want to put into it! Doodles, 2-panel comics, black and white/no color? Absolutely! You don't have 10 hours to lovingly shade and render Voldemort's yaoi hands during this busy holiday season? Your giftee will love the 10 minutes you had to spare to doodle Voldemort's yaoi hands AND probably make it their discord pfp.

Powerpoint

Want to make your giftee feel like they're sitting in on the Harrymort quarterly budget meeting? Want to explain Harrymort tropes in 5 slides or less? 2 slides? 1?! If you can make your point in 1 slide, your giftee will be impressed with your business skills AND love that 1 slide like it's their favorite only child.

Moodboard

There are so many moods of Harrymort and so many google image results that can be stolen, arranged in an artful manner, and shared within about 20 minutes of effort if you have a discerning eye and 5 minutes of effort if you want your giftee to think "It's the thought that counts." <3 They will love that low effort thought.

Wildcard

Any gift type that isn't otherwise listed above. A playlist. A virtual holiday card. A Harrymort advent calendar. A dildo in the mail.

HAPPY GIFTING!

*WANTS are a general guideline, gifts do not need to contain every want listed. *Wildcard is any other gift type not otherwise listed. A playlist, a dildo in the mail, etc GIFTING period will be DEC 24-JAN 04 Submit your gift/gift link anonymously to this blog so that your giftee can try to guess who their Secret Slytherin is!