this is mine not yours

More people need to know that taking pills with carbonated liquids makes them easier to swallow

wait holy shit WHAT

the fizzley bits make my throat hurt

on the plus side, it’s been a while since I’ve heard anyone mention FOMO

i don’t need to fear, i don’t have anyone to make plans without me 😎

A mimic disguised as a recycling bin.

this makes me roll

pandaids

if you see a bunk bed and immediately pick the top bunk, you are the sub.

man this dude is funny you should follow his blog he’s desperate and he’s not me