Binders Full of Binders

I had the Netflix’s Queer Eye playing on my phone at work for background noise and almost started crying because the guy from the first episode was so sweet and I wanted to hug him 😭

I have an opportunity to go back to working for a team that I truly loved being a part of. I’ll be able to submit my application tomorrow. Even though I know I’m qualified, it would be such a great thing and great things don’t usually happen for me (I may be a little dramatic) I’m feel very discouraged and for some reason think there is no chance I will actually get it. I am assuming someone better will swoop in and take it instead. I wish I could stop feeling so helpless and blah. I could just really use this. It would improve my life so much and I could actually stay in a job long-term instead of all the constant change.

When you begin a job as a public servant nobody warns you how often you’ll be discussing chickens.

Last year, as a 26-year old woman, I earned an important, well-paying job that made my family and friends really proud of me. Would you be surprised if I told you that a middle-aged white man was so upset that he didn’t get the job that he is threatening a lawsuit?

I think it’s interesting how a travel ban will stop terrorist attacks but stricter gun laws won’t decrease gun violence.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the divided states of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under fear, divisible with liberty and justice for white men.

U.S. demographics: Males - 49% Females - 51% White - 61% Black - 12% Hispanic - 18% Asian - 6% American Indian - 1% U.S. Congress demographics: Males - 80% Females - 20% White - 81% Black - 9% Hispanic - 7% Asian - 2% American Indian - .4% Just saying.

I was in the car with my ex-boyfriend last night and things have been a little awkward because we have to live together. Then this happens: Him: *looking at me* Me: what? Him: you looked like you were about to say something. Me: oh, no. I just had a piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth and I was trying to get it out. ..... Me: I got it though.