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the girl: Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

kobra kid: very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

#source: tumblr #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #ttlotfk #the girl #kobra kid #cw smoking

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poison: okay. amended statement:

poison: i will fuck anything WITH a pulse that passes the harkness test and anything WITHOUT a pulse that has never HAD a pulse.

#source: my friends #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #ttlotfk #danger days #party poison

jet: started a reward system to help me get tasks done. the reward is when i do a task i get to say the word cowboy

#source: my friends #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #ttlotfk #danger days #jet star

2D: *tastes batter* it's missing something.

russel: love in your heart?

murdoc: the souls of the innocent?

noodle: crack cocaine?

2D, walking towards the spice rack: cinnamon.

noodle: the souls of the innocent are a good substitute for cinnamon if we're out.

#source: my family #gorillaz #2d gorillaz #stuart pot #russel hobbs #murdoc niccals #noodle gorillaz

jet: it's so fucked up that we use pig as an insult

jet: do not compare the wonderful and humble swine to the fucking cops

#source: tumblr #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #ttlotfk #danger days #jet star #jet star ttlotfk

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scott: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCK YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED

roxy: do you honest to god think my full name is walter hartwell white and I live at 308 negra arroyo lane

#source: tumblr #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim #roxy richter

scott: feel like twitter doesn't care about men who express themselves by sitting on the floor in the middle of the living room meowing #menwhomeow

#source: the mountain goats #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off

poison, holding a knife with another knife duct-taped to the end: you fuckers dont know about my knife knife

kobra: sword

poison: blocked

jet: parried!

#source: tumblr #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #ttlotfk #party poison #kobra kid #jet star

kobra: you STEAL my motorcycle. i DON'T have you arrested. i invite you into my home! i try to teach you about the joys of sculpting! i'm forced to wait an HOUR for BAGELS I DIDN'T EVEN WANT!

kobra: AND THEN I COME HOME! TO FIND YOU CHEWING ON MY SIBLING'S FACE.

#source: icarly #draftposting #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #ttlotfk #kobra kid #venom sibs

ramona: you're stupid. i like that in a man.

#source: porco rosso #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #ramona flowers

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ramona: this is my boyfriend scott

ramona: and scott's boyfriend wallace

ramona: and wallace's boyfriend mobile

#source: unknown #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #ramona flowers #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #mobile scott pilgrim #scottmona #scollace #mobillace

young neil: nintendo ds makes me forget that i don't have any friends :)

#source: fall out boy #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #young neil #neil nordegraf

runaway, about to call the police about johnny "mysteriously" going missing: this is what us among us fans call a self report

#source: my friends #tess & the details #runaway tsatd #johnny tsatd

jet star: zone five mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

volume: bongs at hyperthrust

tommy chow mein: there’s a bloke at the electric motel who will suck your dick for 450 carbons hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

jet star: I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

tommy chow mein: 350?

#this post gets ridiculously funnier depending on how much you think carbons are worth #source: tumblr #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #killjoys #jet star #volume ttlotfk #tommy chow mein #nsfwish

draculaura: well, i've always been a vegan.

kieran, pulling out a gun: i haven't.

#source: borderline forever #monster high #draculaura #kieran valentine

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kobra kid: oh magic 8 ball, will my sight ever get better?

the coconut he's holding:

#idk why i never posted this #source: unknown #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #kobra kid

well one or the other man jesus christ

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