ᶜᵃᵍᵉᵈ 𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑜𝑟 !

‘  are  you  hitting  me  up  for  money  with  your  hand  on  my  uh—  ’

‘  are  you  here  to  save  me ?  ’

‘  are  you  sure  we  should  be  doing  this ?   it  kind  of  feels  like  cheating .  ’

‘  come  back  to  bed !  ’

‘  he  just  sent  me  flowers  that  you  send  to  someone  when  you’re  worried  they’ll  never  see  a  flower  again .  ’

‘  he  wore  the  perfume  of  death .  ’

‘  hi  there ,   little  future  train  wreck .  ’

‘  i  accept  that  you  will  be  a  little  intense   –   a  little  too  much  sometimes  because  you  care  so  much .  ’

‘  i  came  back  because  i’m  in  love  with  you .  ’

‘  i  couldn’t  have  you  find  out  without  me  being  there  to  hug  you .  ’

‘  i  don’t  think  there’ll  be  a  next  time .  ’

‘  i  hate  people .  ’

‘  i  knew  you  for  such  a  short  time   &   i’ve  missed  you  forever .  ’

‘  i  know  you’re  not  okay .   i  can  tell .  ’

‘  i  like  the  hat .   i  was  focused  on  that  most  of  the  time .  ’

‘  i  regretted  it  the  moment  i  said  it .  ’

‘  i  think  she’s  in  big  trouble .  ’

‘  i  wish  i  could  make  you  feel  dirty .  ’

‘  invitation’s  open .   you  can  come  along  if  you’d  like  to .  ’

‘  it’s  hard  to  face  the  truth  sometimes .   it’s  scary .  ’

‘  it’s  scary  not  knowing  what’s  coming  next ,   but  you’ve  got  the  worlds  best  safety net .  ’

‘  it’s  where  it  all  began .  ’

‘  i’ll  make  sure  you  get  your  jacket  back .  ’

‘  i’m  a  very  curious  person   &   i  try  not  to  underestimate  people .  ’

‘  i’m  not  here  to  see  you ,   i  have  a  life .   good  lord .  ’

‘  i’m  slowly  poisoning  my  father - in - law .  ’

‘  last  week  some  regrettable  utterances  were   .   .   .   uttered .  ’

‘  let’s  go .   or  we  could  stay   &   .   .   .   i’ll  kill  him .  ’

‘  majority  rules  might’ve  worked  in  medieval  times ,   but  we  live  in  a  civil  society  now .  ’

‘  please  don’t  help .  ’

‘  she  is  a  little  extra .   i  agree .  ’

‘  stay  here .   it’s  nice  here .  ’

‘  that  doesn’t  even  make  sense .  ’

‘  that’s  a  far  cry  from  cigarettes   &   sadness .   that’s  your  usual  m.o.  ’

‘  there’s  no  way  in  hell  that  you  should  have  a  baby .  ’

‘  this  is  unfortunate  timing .  ’

‘  was  that  anger  or  foreplay ?  ’

‘  we  are  lame .   we  are  so  lame .  ’

‘  we  have  a  text  chain .   it’s  mostly  gifs ,   but  sometimes  we  talk  about  how  messed  up  y’all  are .  ’

‘  well ,   if  you’d  let  me  demonstrate   .   .   .  ’

‘  whatever  you  need ,   i’ve  got  you .   all  hands  on  deck .  ’

‘  what’s  wrong  with  you ?   you  look  weird .  ’

‘  why  would  you  come  back ?  ’

‘  you  are  a  bad  girl .  ’

‘  you  are  so  lame .   you  are  both  so  lame .  ’

‘  you  came  across  the  country  to  say  you’re  sorry ?  ’

‘  you  can’t  go  into  marriage  thinking  about  ‘ forever ’ .   who  put  that  stupid  idea  into  your  head ?  ’

‘  you  dodged  a  very  slow  moving  bullet .   i’d  call  that  a  good  use  of  your  time .  ’

‘  you  don’t  need—-   you  don’t  need  an  explanation .  ’

‘  you  don’t  overthink  things  like  i  do .   that  could  be  a  good  thing  too .  ’

‘  you  feel  like  you  need  to  be  a  rock  for  them   &   that  apologizing  shows  vulnerability .  ’

‘  you  have  trouble  apologizing .  ’

‘  you  made  me  feel  dirty .   real  dirty .  ’

‘  your  affair  with  her  was  over .   you  should’ve  stayed  away .   why  did  you  come  back ?  ’

‘  you’re  just  saying  this  stuff  because  you’re  scared ,   or  i’m  scared ,   or  we’re  scared .  ’

it's always something with you , isn't it ? it's always an emergency .

look , this is your responsibility .

wow , nice trick . i'm sure you're a hit at parties .

so ... you think you're ready .

i called you . all weekend . where were you ?

okay , we have got to pull you together .

you can't run away hard enough , can you ?

i know where you were all weekend .

life is raw , everybody medicates .

i love you . call me , okay ?

am i hallucinating ?

come on , or you'll miss it .

can i start over ? please .

i'm going to make sure you don't remember a thing .

playing with time is such difficult magic .

don't bother trying to compare yourself .

it's good to be aware the world is blatantly unfair .

it's my fault that they said that .

if you think my family is some sort of advantage , you've been misinformed .

maybe i wouldn't let myself forget .

that was before i knew there was something else .

it's really okay if this is not your thing .

you're hurting yourself , & you're not okay .

i just needed to see if i was right .

we've been watching you for quite a while now .

hello ? do you need help ?

you feel right because you're starting towards your destiny .

for some reason , you're involved . so be involved .

look , hold that thought , okay ?

i'm obviously coming with you .

there's no such thing as safe magic .

what is this place exactly , besides a health hazard ?

you ask a lot of questions .

jesus , you didn't tell me you were dangerous .

it's a little bit bigger than messing up .

there's a bad story every few years around here .

can you just help me live with myself ?

i'm gonna tell you something deep & dark & personal now .

i'm trying to tell you , you are not alone here .

i don't know . i wanna be your friend , i guess .

you should hate me right now .

the last thing i wanted to do growing up was read fantasy .

let's just say life wasn't exactly non-stop fun growing up .

if you're guilty , i'm guilty .

come do something stupid with me before you go .

okay , you know what ? i'm not interested in your personal issues .

this isn't just some lark to me , just so you know .

i mean seriously , what do they expect , you know ?

look , you can't run away from you .

there's nothing i can do in this moment to stop the comet from crashing into the earth , is there ?

i keep trying to tell myself that this is somehow better .

you don't see color & want to go back to black & white .

you can't help , & i can't help you .

what the hell was that , you maniac ?

why would you ever trust anyone ?

i'm willing to teach the right people what i know . & i know a lot .

you're lucky i can fix this .

hey , have you heard of karma ? sometimes it's instant .

i'm generous with you , considering .

get me everything on this list . this week .

why even ask , if you'll just forget it again ?

that's not a real answer .

you're a much better liar than i expected you to be .

do you think you have a destiny ?

there is no destiny . no born heroes .

you can either step up to it or not , that's up to you .