ɴᴏᴡ ɪᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɴᴜᴍʙ

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2015 -

“That’s all fun and gigabytes until someone gets killed.”

“You want the fruit, sometimes you gotta go out on a limb.”

“Because you’re not man enough to admit what you did, now I gotta do math. I hate math.”

“She can be a stubborn mule like her mama.”

“You really should be more careful.”

“Unfortunately, I believe him.”

“This burger is just heaven on a sesame seed bun!”

“That’s my girl…don’t tell anybody I said that.”

“There is only so much this job allows us to do.”

“You know, I saw a ghost once.”

“We’ve gotta go visit the dead.”

“Tea always helps.”

“You win, I always thought I was the workaholic.”

“Parking garage is kinda spooky right now. You wanna walk me out?”

“Do you have a shoebox full of knives in your locker?”

“Do you wear sneakers inside clown shoes?”

“The last time you set me up on a blind date I had to handcuff the guy within twenty minutes.”

“We’ve exchange at least five text messages over the last eight months…I think that’s plenty.”

“We’re the art police. We have some thoughts and concerns.”

“We meet these people on the worst day of their lives, and all we can really do is listen.”

“Alright, enough of this quiet man crap, are you okay?”

“He’s as much of a saint as I feared.”

“Boss or not, you are no good to anyone if you’re running on fumes.”