Waterboy💧🌧️

Hello everyone!

I'm making a little introduction post I think! Well I am but that's besides the point!

My name is Waterboy and I am twenty four years old! I would say my workplace but I feel like that is doxing myself... It's SDN anyway? I have colleagues and stuff, I don't think they really like me? I don't know. Well I do know but that's not what you say in an introduction.

I really like all sorts of things! Mostly marine life but I feel like that's obvious... I used to play guitar! That's. That's a fact about me! I like metal music too.

I also can't figure out how to change my username. I'm praying my boss doesn't find this because that is very embarrassing. I don't want to be fired or have HR on me... I made it when I was like sixteen. I just never posted.

I'm not very good at this. I'm trying! I can talk about what I get up to at work? That would be something to post and talk about! I'll do that!

OOC STUFF UNDER THE CUT!

Hello everybody! I haven't done a post in a while and I am so, SO, sorry about that. I've been training really hard and kind of hit a rough patch but Robert has been helping me out of it. He's an amazing boss!! I'm really thankful for him! 🐠🫧

With that said, it's pride month! I wanted to say happy pride to everyone esspically @hottestonzteam. I'm not singling him out because he's gay, I am as well!! Hence my post for pride! Also happy pride to @roberto-robertoson-sdn and everyone else on Z team!

Now with that said, I wanted to talk about mimic octopus! They are incredibly fanciating and in my personal opinion, very fitting for pride.

Mimic octopus are able to change their shape and form to escape predators, they have also been recorded to do this at will! They are able to blend in better then most octopi while also being more adept at mimicking their surroundings, hence their name (mimic octopus)! They are known to switch between up to 18 different marine animals, also changing their behaviour to match the mimicked creature!

Overall I think they are very cool and pride month gave me an excuse to finally research more octopi like I said I wanted too a while back now!

Happy pride everyone! 🫧🐠

Hello again metal anon!!! You are really kind!!

As for the more "undground" metal bands I listen to, I honestly haven't listened to them in a while and some are more punky but they are still cool!!

My list is: 12 gauge outrage, dead memories and casual nausea!! 🐠🫧

It's a small list but they are super cool bands!!

JESUS I've not listened to metal in a LONG time, I had to scroll through my Spotify to find my old bands I listened to but I appreciated the question because I got to relisten to some of my old music I enjoyed!! So thank you!!

The most expensive melon is the Yubari King melon from Japan, which on average costs around $300 a piece as of 2025.

Hi enigmasalad!! I really like it when you send me things!!

As for the question, no, I didn't know that!! That's very cool. I do like watermelon alot but I'm not sure I'd spend that much money on one!! 🍉🐠

Hi anon!! I actually have ALOT of metal music but I'll name some of the more basic/popular ones I like!!

I really like Angel Of Death by Slayer, Future World by Helloween, Electric Funeral by Black Sabbath and Fear Of The Dark by Iron Maiden to name a few!

Thank you for asking!! 🐠 🫧

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HUH?!

I mean... I get that they might be frustrated with me! I'm not very good at things but I think I'm improving? I'm trying to. I really am. I swear I'm trying. Robert tells me I'm doing better. As he says "the path to success isn't a straight line." I'm trying to believe that!

Hello anon! I actually do have other special interest but my main one is marine biology.

My other special interests include mecha man (this is bad. I know. I swear I'm mostly over it as he is my boss and I know that), I also really like phenomeman and metal music! I even have a special interest in generalised plants!

I hope this helps celebrate autism month! 🐠🫧

@roberto-robertoson-sdn

Hi! Hello Robert! Thank you to asking this, Robert, sir. Okay, so I have ALOT of marine facts I could share so this might be a long post and as it IS autism awareness month, I love being asked marine questions! So please feel free to ask me things! My ask box likes it! Promise!

Onto the actual facts!!! 🐠🫧

I will start with sea anemones as I don't think enough people realise how cool they actually are! Sea anemones are classed as predatory marine invertebrate animals, there are many, many types of them too!! Sea anemones do have a tendency to move if they don't like where they have been placed, this is commonly seen in fish tanks and aquariums, it has also been recorded to happen in the ocean! They are also related to coral and are known to eat certain types of fish (sometimes even crab) and some are filter feeders! My personal favourite sea anemone is the bubble tip sea anemone! They show two types of growth based on where they live, they get their names from the bulbus tips they have on the ends of their tentacles! Their form of reproduction is known as broadcast spawning! This is where marine animals will deposit the spawn from the anenome.

I'll move on from anenomes now and get onto actual fish facts and leave it there as this is already longer then I expected!

For fish facts, I will focus on goldfish as I don't think they get enough love!

Goldfish are a type of fresh water fish that mainly feed on (in the wild) plants, mosquito larvae and small crustaceans! Goldfish are also very closely related to koi fish but are a separate species of carp! There are also over 100 types of goldfish species, all differing in needs! They commonly live for 5-10 years which is longer then most people would expect! Goldfish also don't have stomachs, instead, they have a straight tube insteine sort of thing to digest food! Unfortunately, this does cause issues for many goldfish. Stomach bloating, swim bladder issues and even constipation for some of these fishys.

I will leave my facts here before I never stop typing! Thank you, again, so much for asking!

Honestly though I get it. HR is important to protect people (supposed to at least) but it can get tricky at times. Especially with workplace relationships.

Maybe…one day you’ll be able to shoot your shot or your special someone will shoot their shot wink wonk.

Hi!! Thank you for your kind words!

I mean... I'm definitely dedicated to the job! I'm just not good at it... I'm trying though! Maybe I'll get better? Flambae's even started interacting with me and he's not being completely negative which is like- so cool so maybe that means I'm doing better? Robert always says I am though and that's always- also very cool.

It's funny you ask this anon! @hottestonzteam has asked me the same thing so I'll awnser both of you on here!

I cut my hair and removed all of my piercings because people are mean and I just couldn't take it anymore... I would say that I don't miss it or I just changed as a person but that wouldn't be the truth. I felt like I could change how people viewed me- I couldn't. I think Flambae could understand what I'm implying but maybe I'm pushing it...

I hope I awnsered your questions anyway! 🐠

Okay so I was digging through my camrea roll and I found an old photo of me with the piercings and stuff! @hottestonzteam I thought you would want to see this incase you didn't believe me! 🐠🫧

(I found out recently thanks to a very kind person on Tumblr that the artist doesn't like their photos reposted!! That's why I have removed the photo!! Thank you for understanding!! I should've checked but I didn't have twitter and saw it on Pinterest with creds and thought to do the same!! This is completely my bad and I am very sorry!! /ooc)

I've definitely had worse photos of myself! This is one of the better ones... I know it's still not good. Another reason I am so happy MySpace doesn't exist anymore... The things I posted should never be uncovered. It's embarrassing-