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I once heard of vampires getting stronger from this website, so it is now cannon that vampires under 50 years are completely useless getting burned under the moon light so they would need a stronger vampire to bring them food

And vampires that have lived for thousands of years are immune to the full light of the sun

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

now I'm it/she

OH COME THE FUCK ON

turns out... i forgot to drink water

I dare any artist to recreate this