im cackling--

If this was funnier in your head, I’m astonished you’re not just wheezing and laughing silently on the floor

“What’s the watermelon fo- Oh!”

my followers slappin me after i make another post on tunglr.com

That’s just insecurity my dudes.

Today in “people who shouldn’t be counselors”: this dude who can’t use google and just assumes 2,000+ ADHDers don’t know what we’re talking about.

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

especially the romeo professing his love in the background, but his girl being more interested in the dog.

The dog’s name is Christmas.

The character Harry potter is 36. People who are 32 were in the exact age range to match Harry as the books were being published, they probably grew up with it and it was probably important to them if they’re still talking about their Hogwarts house. Being an adult doesn’t have to be a joyless slog of work and taxes, you’re allowed to continue enjoying your childhood interests, and playing make believe as an adult is a perfectly respectable pastime.

Hormone replacement therapy but I take pure adrenaline

The two genders: fight or flight

im a cweep… im a weiwdo…