Jade

not to sound like such a romantic but when boys call me baby my heart glows a bright red 

Once my friend asked her boyfriend “do you like the outdoors?” and he answered “I’m not familiar with their music”

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

nice

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

thats none of your business