artist (derogatory)

I will be doing only portrait drawings, as I am only skilled at those. Wouldn’t want to disappoint anyone, would I? 

Here are some references for the way my art style looks:

Lovely. Now that you have a reference of what my style looks like, lets get on to the prices, shall we?

If you want to commission me, just DM me, I’ll definitely respond within the day.

Full coloring, line art and shading pieces like the ones above are 10$ per hour (it usually takes me at least 2-4 hours to finish a piece like this, so its about 20$ minimum), and simple sketches are 5$ a sketch. 

I do not do pieces with no line art, as I, very eloquently speaking, suck at those. 

When taking your commission, I assume that you will give me some kind of reference(s). if you don’t know how to draw, even a crude drawing works, as long as the colors are accurate and the features are easy to understand.

I will finish your piece within the week. If you have commissioned me, and its been a week since our initial conversation, you can start DMing me about it. In any case, I only accept payment after I’ve finished the piece, so you don’t get scammed in any case! 

When I’m done, I will DM you the piece with a very obvious watermark as proof I’ve made it, and after you pay, you will get the piece without the watermark. 

I accept only PayPal as a means of transaction, and will send a money request after the aforementioned things are finished.

Do not claim the drawing as your creation, as it is bad etiquette and generally a shitty thing to do. Thank you!

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

• me

• to be admired from afar but left the hell alone

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”