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The cast of Spongebob Squarepants dubbed over scenes from classic movies: Casablanca, Singin’ in the Rain, and The Godfather for the Annie Awards.

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ship’s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign

firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an hour late to peace talks.

unintelligble message is sent out into the void because someone’s pet cat walked across their keyboard. message is interpreted as a marriage proposal.

universal translators break, everyone is reduced to hand gestures

viewscreen has dead pixels in the upper left corner, drives the captain a bit bonkers

In order to buy more time to fix injuries, doctors will suspend gunshot victims in a suspended animation.

They call it emergency preservation and resuscitation.

What they do is replace all of a patient’s blood with a cold saline solution, which rapidly cools the body and stops almost all cellular activity.

The benefits of cooling, or induced hypothermia, have been known for decades. At normal body temperature – around 37 °C – cells need a regular oxygen supply to produce energy.

However, at lower temperatures, cells need less oxygen because all chemical reactions slow down.

This explains why people who fall into icy lakes can sometimes be revived more than half an hour after they have stopped breathing.

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So they literally just drain the person’s blood out and replace it with a cold, saline solution. You should keep it mind a gun shot victim has already lost about 50% of their blood in the worst case scenario. 

They first tried it with a pig and it worked. They have yet to try it on a human person but will soon.