Woke up at 3 am delirious and extremely thirsty but my water glass was empty so I was like “I know exactly how to fix this” So I googled “big water” and in my half asleep state I was certain that would allow me to manifest a large glass of water in reality. Didn’t work but now I know there’s a town in Utah called Big Water.

ive had to explain to people for years- the simpsons didnt predict anything, its that these issues have been real for literal decades that they could be made fun of in the 90s because they were already rampant. its only that recently theyve been more and more visible instead of hidden either due to the perpetrators being more bold, technology taking away their ability to hide, or increased transparency of accountability

i go to bed. i am consumed by overwhelming loneliness. i stare at the ceiling. i long for something i can’t name. i question if i’m real. i see a funny little meme on my phone and laugh hysterically for several minutes. i get too invested in an unrealistic fantasy. i pass out around three.

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does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

Big same

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

I’m the screaming at the last second

cuz im strong

ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body

or maybe he just has the seams on the inside like anybody sewing a penguin disguise would do because he takes pride in his work instead of being a lazy glutton like Kirby who just waddles around like a fucking idiot eating everything in sight like that’s why Meta Knight is so embarrassed whenever you beat him and his mask comes off and he looks just like Kirby because an honorable knight of his caliber doesn’t want to be associated with that shitty-ass pink blob that somehow always saves everybody every god damn time just by eating things

meta knight wrote this post

The begininng is so misleading

Pete Wentz off the shits again

@zraloci-cpr i expect this level of Feral™ on wednesday

I have no words