The Blog That Lived

Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

A bird wrote this

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has

he’s trying to confess to her…. but shes shy!!!

the drama

This is between them TBH please respect their space

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

the poetic cinema in the movie Holes when it shows Kate Barlow in the schoolhouse and drops of water are falling on the book she’s reading and you think the roof is leaking again even though Sam fixed it but then it shows that it’s actually because she’s crying and then Sam walks in and looks at her tear stained face with the softest expression and says, “i can fix that.”

The subplot of Holes was hands down the greatest love story of our generation

Had me shook as a kid

I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I'll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity's perfect foods. Then I'll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it