@perrieedwards: @maluma y'know what ? if i was a bloke i'd do the same so ... fair enough, go for it
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@perrieedwards: @maluma y'know what ? if i was a bloke i'd do the same so ... fair enough, go for it
@maluma: @perrieedwards ' cause i'm a man ' is about to be my justification for /everything/. thanks for agreeing :)

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sofia.
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย donโt act like that. like iโm a horrible person. we were KIDS. thatโs it. we do stupid shit, we act selfishly. would i do the same thing again ? no. i wouldnโt. does that make you happy, hearing that ? but undying love ? thatโs not the case here. and you know that. so stop playing this game with me. you better keep things platonic, juan. because all youโre getting here is rejection. and thatโs exhausting. for both of us.ย
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย iโm not actinโ like anything, sofia, iโm just callinโ shit as it is. SIMPLE. see, was that so hard for you to admit ? after all these years, this is the moment that iโve been waitinโ for. so, thanks. iโm actually over the fuckinโ moon right now .... but, of course, there โya go droppinโ me right back on my ass. i donโt know, you say that now nโ all it takes is that one time for you to slip up nโ change your mind. donโt sleep on me just yet.
selena.
says you. itโs the ONLY thing you have the capability to talk about and stay focused about might i add. nope, not even square one. glad you caught that ! iโm not with any of my exs and there is a very obvious reason for that. birds of a feather flock together, ya know ? you guys should be besties. because you love crawling back up my ass when iโm well and over it all. sheโs married but yeah, sure. totally. butโฆ i can name about three things youโve ruined ? i donโt know, all of yourย โiโm an amazing personโ arguments kind of suck.
thatโs NOT what i was gettinโ at, but thanks for havinโ all the faith in the world when it comes to me. really. this square zero wonโt last long either, my love. just wait on it. well, if thereโs any ex that rightfully deserves his second chance then itโs me. why ? because. you never know what you had until you lose it, and i royally fucked up. i know that. sayinโ youโre over it, and actually being over it is actually two different things. sorry to burst your bubble. nameย โem, maybe then iโll start takinโ responsibility for my shit. iโll wait. alright, that one actually hurt me. come for me, babygirl, not my arguments.ย
perrie.
in what world are you making sure my life is peaches and cream ? iโve seen absolutely ZERO examples of this. you know more people who matter than just me, thatโs false. oh โฆ well, i donโt know, surely you can get some pancakes delivered to you from somewhere ? whatโre you doing for yourself ? adding to your perrie edwards shrine ? january is nothing compared to july, july is sunshine and loveliness. youโreโฆ sex appeal and annoying-ness. there ! i mean, i donโt wanna be that predictable, iโll put you in your place when i feel like it. i bet you anything you couldnโt go that long without getting into shit. i BET you.ย
are you kiddinโ me ? that was the biggestย โ fuck you, juan โ if iโve ever seen oneย โโโ and trust me, iโve seen PLENTY ofย โem within my lifetime. but this, this one hurt way too much for me to lie about. i dunno, p, the list is gettinโ shorter and shorter by the day. true, maybe i should have my fans come bring me something. good idea ? oh, of course, got it all hooked up for my own personal viewinโ pleasures. wow, so whatโs january then ? i will happily take that, my love. nice to know i can push all of your buttons, honestly. shit, alright, nice way to keep me in check. i like where this is going now, p, keep it up ! really ? seven days from today then. youโre ON.
selena.
maybe if sex WASNโT on your mind, we would be a lot further than we are right now. but look at us, back at square zero. thereโs one specific ex boyfriend that makes me highly doubt that. i should of, but iโm giving you a truce moment while iโm out of the country to go and get your shit. my friend is looking over my house and dog so she will let you in. if you donโt want it, then consider it lit up. iโm not lyingโฆ if you ruin this for me, i M I G H T kill you. 1,000 dollars.
you know thatโs not the ONLY thing on my mind, selena, or else we wouldnโt beย here right now. damn, not even square one ? shit. well, that ex-boyfriend really doesnโt compare to me. i mean, are you with him ? exactly. oi, you clearly arenโt lettinโ this shit go anytime soon. tell your friend that iโm cominโ over soon, nโ to make sure she keeps her hands to herself. i know iโm a good look, alright. i donโt need her flinginโ herself onto me, like it usually does. no worries, i donโt ruin things anyway. i makeย โem B E T T E R. thatโs nothing.

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sofia.
ย ย ย ย ย ย i get that i let you down all those years ago. okay ? i do. was it KIND of me to show up to colombia with another boy ? no. it wasnโt. but i was young, juan, and stupid. we both were. what we had was really beautiful. iโm not denying that i didnโt keep a special piece of my heart for you. you were my first love. thatโs in the past, though. where it belongs. so if you canโt just โฆ be my friend and keep it strictly platonic, i donโt know what else to say to you. lo siento.ย
ย ย ย ย ย ย hold on a second, am i processinโ this correctly, or am i being delusional again ? sofia carson, apologizinโ ? thatโs CRAZY. but, uh, iโm happy youโve finally come to your senses after all of this time. youโve gotten this far with your feelings, ainโt there someย โ i have an undyinโ love for you โ sort of thing cominโ on soon ? either way, i got what i came here for. i was your first fuckinโ love, wow.ย โn you expect me to keep things platonic after that ? muy, muy difรญcil de hacer, but iโll try.ย
@perrieedwards: @maluma i just hide mine with a nice smile :)
@maluma: @perrieedwards and i hide mine with no shirt on cause that's a good distraction :)
perrie.
i donโt know, i kind of want to see you sweat a little bit, so if it did get out then i wouldnโt be too upset about it, sorry ? maybe you could genuinely get to know some people ! so what ? go get some pancakes ! arenโt you holed up in some hotel right now anyway ? room service is callinโ. whatever, i wonโt take you to any of the coolย โjuly birthday onlyโ clubs i know then. hey ! i can bring sex appeal as well as sass ! i did just back it up ! fine, a chastity belt it is. honestly i want to know how long you could last without sex, itโd be like a social experiment.ย
again, why would you want that life for me ? iโm makinโ sure your life is all peaches nโ cream here, p, i should be gettinโ the same back. i know you, nโ that pretty much sums up the people who matter. as much as i wish i wasnโt home, iโm currently livinโ the dream, which means doing things for myself. i know, iโm surprised too. my birthdayย already passed though, nโ itโs clear january is the superior month. sorry. fine, but i have to bring something too .. whatโs my something ? this is your chance to put me in my place, my love. cโmon, i could probably go an entire week without gettinโ into shit. i think.ย
selena.
rocked is definitely a way to put it. uhโฆ but i wouldnโt say in an overall P O S I T I V E way. speaking of leaving things, i still have a really ugly box in my closet with your name on it. please come get your shit. no, itโs someone else. someone ten times better than the both of you combined. wanna bet ?
oh, i see. thatโs okay too, i mean, i would use it in a S E X U A L way more than anything. okay, rude, everythinโ in there costs more than your ex-boyfriends combined. nโ iโm surprised you havenโt lit that shit up after all this time .... which means you really do care about me. iโm honored. oi, hard to believe you when all youโre doinโ is lying. letโs do it, ma. how much ?
sophie.
i donโt know, i feel like i shouldโve asked for the mathematic specificities now, just for my own enjoyment, obviously ! purely to impress me ? knew it ! consider me impressed.
you just want me to make a complete ass of myself, donโt you ? jokes on you though, my love, i do that all by myself. see, thereโs nothinโ more i could possibly want from life when youโre sayinโ that. just saying.

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sofia.
ย ย ย ย ย what the hell HAPPENED to you ? my god, this is almost โฆ borderline hysterical, just as much as it is tragic. i thought i loved you, teenaged sofia thought a lot of things. it was just infatuation, juan. and i didnโt push you away, i was just living my life. i saw you โ what ? three months out of every year and i was expected to just be only yourโs ? iโm not breaking up with him. especially not for you. because who cares about being insufferable these days, right ? lo siento, te lastimรฉ hace tantos aรฑos, juan. pero tu comportamiento es ridรญculo.
ย ย ย ย ย no fair, i was JUST askinโ you that same question nโ you played it off. thereโs no way iโm lettinโ you spin this one on me, sofia. see, youโre sayinโ that but itโs not clickinโ in my head. i saw how you looked at me, how you touched me, itโs more than just that. but hey, iโll letย โya think whatever you want. shit, you werenโt ? now i feel like i need to make up for the time i spent savinโ up myย โlil friends for you. thatโs crazy. not me, i mean, iโm still not goinโ anywhere until you really, truly want me to. you donโt want that. si realmente lo lamentas, entonces dejarรญas de hacer esto. deja de evitarme, sรฉ que realmente no te sientes asรญ por mรญ.
@perrieedwards: @maluma i mean obviously you still have to wear it :) otherwise i'll destroy yours :)
@maluma: @perrieedwards now i get why we're super close, mi linda flor :) you're just as evil as me and i love it :)
perrie.
thatโs a big lie, i can get anything i want out of you and we both know it. so the modesty is specifically for certain people then ? god, thatโs exactly why i keep you around. sneakers and pancakes sounds like the dream. excuse me, youโre literally younger by likeโฆ seven months. thatโs barely ANYTHING ! iโll do the high notes, you can doโฆ all the other things. everything else is you. yep, i mean, i presume so anyway. i told you iโd give you a taste of your own medicine, i have to betray you a little bit otherwise whereโs the fun ? iโm glad you can rise to the occasion, otherwise iโd be kinda concerned for you. gross. iโm going to invest in a really good belt for you.ย
hey, hey, hey ! do you have any idea as to what would happen if this got out ? people would be expectinโ things from me, and thatโs not good. one or two people, yeah. even then itโs hard to resist this. i could really go for some pancakes right now, thank you. you did this. barely, which means itโs still SOMETHING nโ that should count. you bring the sass, iโll bring the sex appeal ... everyone goes home happy. or, you could be the one person who doesnโt want to cause me any form of pain ! i, personally, think thatโs all the fun in the world right there, no ? if youโre going to talk a big game then you HAVE to back it up, so, iโm doinโ my job here. a chastity belt ? maybe one with a string of barbed wire hanginโ off ? think about it.
@perrieedwards: @maluma only if you get a bedazzled little mix sweater too :)
@maluma: @perrieedwards you didn't say wear, so it'll happily be /somewhere/ in my closet :)
camila.
one of a kind seems to fit you more than most. exactly and who wants to be just sitting at home twiddling with their fingers all day. i think i might be able to manage though you may need to help me get through it cause i donโt think i can do it alone. it works like that most times, it sucks because you try and try then youโre the only one losing. well thank you for that, i really try my best. they should all be scared about you. good, iโll hold you to that. and how are you planning on testing this?
thanks, ma, iโm thrilled knowinโ thereโs someone other than myself who thinks so. thereโs a couple people who enjoy sittinโ on their ass all day, super unfortunate. at least youโre honest, mila, but iโll definitely be there to guideย โya through the whole thing. thatโs why sometimesย โya have to let people see what you wantย โem to. that way, are you really gettinโ hurt ? no. hey, donโt worry about it. they should, except i open my mouth nโ itโs way less intimidating. whoa, a true player of the game never reveals his secrets.

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sofia.
ย ย ย ย ย yeah, see, this new version, itโs not really doing much for me ! this juan just stinks of desperation. the one i knew was captivating on his own merits. my point ? i donโt want to sleep with you ? iโm not breaking up with my boyfriend to sleep with you ? iโm not interested ? any of those answers working for you ? youโre RIGHT, it doesnโt but you have to stop acting like your godโs gift to earth. lo que habรญamos pasado hace aรฑos. deja de arruinar lo que era.
ย ย ย ย ย alright, now youโre just sayinโ whatever you have to in order to prove yourself. you know, prove the fact that someoneโs still in love with me after these years. itโs okay, sofia, you donโt have to push me away again. although, iโm not askinโ you to break up with him i mean, unless you want to, then i definitely second that motion. no can do, babygirl, it only goes up for him. being humble doesnโt get you to the top, being ATTRACTIVE nโ talented does. tรบ eres el que lo arruina fingiendo que no sucediรณ. pero como sea, siempre soy el malo.
selena.
kinda sorta. we L O V E obama on this side. heโs my forever president. hey ! donโt steal my president. i can avoid you forever and i will because..ย estoy viendo a alguien. SO, thatโs the end of that.
iโll take it. huh, is that what you tell people about me ? i rocked your world a C O U P L E times. thereโs no way iโm leavinโ withoutย โem. sorry. hold on, ยฟ quiรฉn es รฉl ? i know itโs not that kid you call an ex. itโs FINE though, iโll wait tilโ you come crawlinโ back to me.