This Blog May Offend You

This is something you feed to a baby transitioning into solid foods, not an adult human omg

my dentist had so many fingers in my mouth i almost called him “daddy”.

Yall are fuckin weird

you don’t go to the dentist?

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

For the next year-

Who knows… it could work… 

These never work, so the timer starts… now!

Maybe??

Let’s see.

Hmm let’s try it.

Roger ill love u 5ever

Roger pls

i’m skeptical please roger