proust & prejudice

shane hollander bouncing on it in the passenger seat of ilya’s faggy orange lamborghini aventador hitting his head on the ceiling bump bump bump because it’s a really small fucking car send post

Chappell wasn't lying when she said it's like 199 degrees, except I thought it would be more gay and not just sad melting through a heatwave 😞

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

THROUGH MARLEAU ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

the worlds most talented artists came together and got into heated rivalry i guess

I like to imagine that, partially due to the Hockey Robot stereotyping and partially due to his watertight media training, commentators are constantly going on about "What's going on in Hollander's head? What was Hollander thinking there? Can't help but wonder what the Metros' Captain has on his mind right now." and it's like. Well statistically speaking. Cock.

the best way to avoid out-of-character moments in your fics is to write about characters who are so obscure that they don't even have canon personalities. "he would not fucking say that" well he wouldn't say anything if this was canon so hey what can you do

there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

Unless it is: What Was That Deleted Fanfic In My Ao3 History?

macklin celebrini YOU are sidney crosby's daughter

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks