mckae♟

i made this almost 3 years ago but now it’s even more relevant

if i were a caveman id be the caveman that invented the word ‘the’ but also all the other cavemen would be like ‘ugh there dunga bunga go again 🙄🙄🙄🙄 we so sick of him say THE cave THE mammoth THE spear. he THE jerk.’

everybody on this site is missing a) compassion b) critical thinking skills and c) reading comprehension

d) all of the above

it says and

you propose a theorem and then you include proof

why are all prompts from those shitty writing prompt blogs always the same. its always some shit like “every person is born with the taco bell logo tattooed on their forehead. the logo changes colors like the tumblr logo during pride month when the person who is going to t-bone you in a 4 way intersection is nearby. one day your taco bell logo starts flipping its shit when you wake up next to the love of your life. you feel betrayed.”

my body and brain are separate entities and neither of them are me

my body and brain are making out on the couch while i starve to death under the porch

you're from california ? like the hotel ?

i'm not even joking how to train your dragon is in my opinion one of the best films ever made in terms of its themes and the messages it wants you to take away from it alone. but it doesn't stop there. it ALSO has an incredible score, compelling characters, and beautifully designed and animated dragons. what more could you possibly ask for.

"I could look it up but it's more fun asking friends" gang

"there's probably an objective answer for this but let's see if someone has a rant locked and loaded" group chat

"I could read the boring-ass wiki, or I could watch my friend light up like the Bifrost and take me to Knowledge Valhalla"