old bong water

take me down to new orc city where the girls are ripped and their tusks are pretty

do you bet on losing dogs? have you thought about betting on losing dogs? will you bet on losing dogs? when will you bet on losing dogs?

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

to see a marching band

no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

wachin porno and some bitch with a deathly hallow's tattoo is gettin dp'd by some trannies, call that reparations

Look you can’t mythologize this man. He is real, and he is in danger. They cannot be allowed to get away with illegal searches and arrests

everyone is becoming way too comfortable about being horrible people

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book