5ft Tall and Ready to Brawl

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

I want a reverse nose job, make my shit bigger, more crooked, whatever, as long as bisexual women like me more idc

Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic

if I was in ponyville I would be called stupid fucking cunt the horse lol

actually it’d be something like mold exposure sorry I lied

i love you intricate costume designs, i love you puppets, i love you prosthetic makeup, i love you scale models, i love you detailed set designs, i love you pyrotechnics, i love you animatronics, i love you shooting on location

Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog

one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever