why does everyone drive like it's their first day on earth? it feels like the entire world is always against me when i'm driving, and before anyone says anythingβ i'm a safe driver ever, i promise. the funniest part is that i passed the test on first try, and somehow i have a record of almost getting into accidents despite being careful. to sum it up, i need a chauffeur or a designed carpool buddy. perks are that i'm a good listener, top tier music, and the biggest perk is me! it's a win-win for everyone. @limelightblvdstarters
at that point i would just blame everyone else for being terrible drivers, it's genuinely a mystery how some people managed to get a driver's license in the first place, there's so many people who just have zero brain cells when it comes to driving and yet they still manage to stay on the road. screw it, you, me, good music, and the open road let's go anytime.
