eliotpls:
“Hey, hey. Don’t underestimate what a tinder fuckboy would do for a free meal.” Eliot warned, not bothering to push her legs off as he shut his eyes and rested back against the couch, arms folded over his chest. After a short lived internal debate as to whether he should respond or ignore the girl next to him, he opened one eye and turned his head towards her. Most of the time, Madeline was impossible for Eliot to ignore, and now was no exception. “Are you telling me I’m not a gentleman?” He countered, catching her smirk behind the glass of water she held to her face. “I’m an angel. The nicest, sweetest man to ever grace the planet. Women everywhere would be lucky to date me. They’d all beg to introduce me to their families, and when we break up their parents would be heart broken and wonder for the rest of their lives how their daughter could be so stupid and let such a gentleman go.”
Madeline couldn’t help but giggle at how adamant Eliot was being about the whole Tinder thing. She wasn’t sure if they were even really arguing about Tinder anymore or if Eliot was just too competitive to ever let himself lose an argument. “Are you telling me that you are?” she asked, raising one challenging eyebrow at him. “The simple fact that you have the sentence “and when we break up” kind of proves that you aren’t as much of an angel as you claim, El. And I’ll admit you can be somewhat charming, but I don’t know if you’ve got the talent to charm parents.” Maddie finished off her water before placing the empty glass down on the coffee table. “Especially not ones like my dad. Although you’re probably have my Nana wrapped around your pinky.”


















