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Alligators can sense when water is going to freeze so they’ll stick their noses up above the waterline and just freeze like that, going into a state similar to hibernation. Then the water thaws and they go about their business with no apparent injury. The same group of gators have made the news for doing this for the second year in a row. Gators are just like that.

this literally never happens bc florida doesnt get cold enough for water to freeze goddamnit

You’re right. I made it up, photoshopped the pictures, and planted fake news stories going back years. This is part of a larger conspiracy to convince people that there are other places in the world than just Florida. And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for y’all.

i love it when people say “must you?” both because it makes me feel like i’m in a period drama and because yes, i absolutely must

Hands down my favorite part of Night At The Museum is that it’s low key the plot of The Mummy (1999) but like, chill.

Like Rami Malek’s character isn’t like a mannequin come to life like the rest of them. He’s 100% a 3000 year old reanimated corpse. And everyone’s just fine with it.

He could just take the tablet and fully walk out of the museum and just live his life but he’s a bro and would rather be a glorified docent.

The biggest burden of being disabled is not, in my opinion, the disability itself but, it is having to be disabled in a society that views disability as less than human.

Also, people love reminders that characters got hurt. They aren’t annoying. I for one, take great delight in reminders of my favorite character’s suffering

what happened in january of 1950 that several states decided to demand ghost rights

my library’s hoopla app is rescuing my gay ass from the movie industry’s choices re: not releasing lesbian movies in theaters ANYWHERE near me, thank g-d. hoopla was the only way i was able to see the Miseducation of Cameron Post adaptation and i just found Hearts Beat Loud on it too!!!!

in further updates there’s an entire section devoted to Agatha Christie an Masterpiece Theater GOODBYE LIFE