✖Autoplay✖ Pants on Fire

      “What’s our sob story? Every Go-Fund-Me requires a sob story, otherwise people won’t donate.”

               ‘ trying isn’t good enough. ’

       “You wanna foot the bill, then be my guest…because I won’t be able to sell my fiancé on it and I’m broke as a joke.” 

          ❝ PLATONIC Valentines are just an excuse              for those LOSERS who can’t get a date to              act like they’re not gonna DIE ALONE. I’ve              got plenty of friends at school, not like I’ve              gotta defend myself to trash like you. ❞

          ❝ You’re a LIAR. And even if you do have              a date, you probably had to beat them up              to FORCE them to date you. ❞

          ❝ Shut up, Mindy! Some of us actually              have people who want to date them. ❞

          ❝ I do so have a Valentine! Just because              they ain’t here right now, doesn’t mean              they’re FAKE. ❞

& MINDY.

          ‘ well .. yes, it does. if there are kids around. ’

& @mccreadyx ♥’d !!

                      ❛  what is it with you and swearing ?                shouldn’t you already be past that angry puberty                phase and start getting responsible by now ?  ❜

Brat:

      “Don’t make it like I summoned you with the Bat-Signal. You dropped in on your own accord.”

Mindy:

              “Mm…I would, but I’ve already got five other cats. We’d have more bells going off than Notre Dame at high mass.” 

Brat:

           “Makes it easier for me to hear you coming. Just lay off the dessert for a while and you’ll squeeze right through.” 

         “Should I just install one of those cat flaps for you?“

                                 Nobody wants to be Robin.