爆豪勝己

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

like it might just be me but i think calling anyone’s degree “useless” and “a waste of time” is fucking rude at best. absolutely unnecessary and it’s not just because i’m an english major that’s a fucked up thing to say about any field. there’s a reason all of them exist and the world needs professionals from the fields western society deems “useless” more than ever.

knowledge for the sake of knowledge, learning to really critically think, and collecting that knowledge to share with others will never be useless or a waste of time

Pussy has the power to bleach underwear I think that’s incredible

my boss after he fires me

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

Every few weeks someone will complain abt a trend that's entirely avoidable if u just never made a tiktok account and I always think like, you deserve to see it. You deserve to be tricked into reading a terrible book and listening to a shit song and making a fail recipe and getting scammed by a fast fashion website. That was the path you willingly stepped on when you decided to listen to a clout addicted 18yo with an iPhone

sounds like you’re just old and bitter

Before I block u let the records show that we are the same age

love just running through areas in Elden Ring and then all of a sudden there’s just a healthbar at the bottom of the screen that says like “smegma the devourer” and you’re like oh fuck where in the goddamn is smegma the devourer.

oh u can have this post i don’t want it