Goon Often, Climax Early & Always Worship

I am frequently asked for help by guys who want to become premature ejaculators. So here’s an expanded reprint of an earlier advice post. 

Like any sexual preference or desire, finding pleasure in quick ejaculation can be a wondrous thrill. Why it is so erotic to some of us no one knows. To most males it’s an unwanted thing. To a few it’s a huge turn-on. But how can one realize the fantasy, make it real? Here’s what might help make your desire come true:

Start thinking of yourself as a premature ejaculator. Before sex, always tell yourself that more than likely you will cum too soon, that you won’t last, and how erotic an idea that is to you. Come to terms with the increasing likelihood that your need to become premature will make you fail and that you’ll cum much more quickly than in the past. Start realizing that for you, lasting a minute or two is the very most you can expect now, but most likely you’ll cum sooner. Accept that you are falling into a premature ejaculation fetish. For you, just thinking of cumming too soon gives you a hard-on.  

Don’t ever force cumming. For you to become a true premature ejaculator, you must allow it to happen to you, let it become who and what you are. Accept that you are helpless and that you simply have no control over your cock and the point of no return. Vaginas control your cock and make it cum, and sometimes just thinking of how they control your cock, or being close to one can make you lose control and ejaculate. Once your mind and subconscious learn that vagina means cumming, very quick ejaculation will be your new norm and destiny.

Make her turn you into a premature ejaculator. If you’re in a position to share your desire to become a premature ejaculator with a partner (or even a phone sex line), take advantage of it. Any female can make a male cum too soon, so if she agrees to make you cum quickly and, if that is your desire, mock/tease/chide you for it, take her up on it. It’ll only take a few times of being overwhelmed by a vagina for a male to lose stamina and control and to be conditioned to simply ejaculate when there’s pussy or even the promise or proximity of pussy.

Hypno sessions. Whether or not you believe in hypnosis, suggestive hypno sessions can really make you think about being a premature ejaculator and that you won’t last. After listening to a good one (like so, or like so, or like so), next time you have sex you can’t help thinking about PE, and before you know it you’ll blow your load too soon every time. If you believe in spells and enchantments, there are those that make you PE (like so).

Handsfree prematurity. If the dream of achieving handsfree prematurity is a turn-on for you, you’re already on your way. A handsfree premature ejaculator I know said, “Start by wanking until you’re near to cumming. Then put on a vid you like. Then contract the same muscles that contract when you actually cum. That tricks the mind into cumming.” He said once you get the hang of it, it’s easy. But a caution here: it also increases the likelihood of cumming in your pants at times.

If you follow this, chances are that you may end up becoming a true premature ejaculator. But be careful what you wish for. Becoming a premature ejaculator is relatively easy. Losing the fetish and regaining stamina and control may be much harder.

Another anon submission:

My first gf, my first time kissing or dry humping a girl.. i snuck into her room through the window, we were cuddling, and started kissing… she pulled me on top of her and we started dry humping through our cloths and I came almost right away in my pants. I didn’t want her to know I was so inexperienced, but my balls gave me away.

After a little bit she asked “did you just cum?” So I replied “maybe?” My face was a deep red, i was glad the lights were off. She kissed me and said “I’ve never had a guy cum so fast before, I think it’s a compliment.” I came buckets too, it soaked everything.

We cuddled a bit more, laying in my cum soaked pants, then I walked 40min home, my groin covered in it. Every car that passed, every person walking around, I was concerned they’d see it.

When I got home, my parents were up and wanted to talk to me about how late I was out, the entire time a puddle was in my pants. I constantly thought they knew, trying to hide my groin under my shirt.

Then I finally cleaned up the large mess.