my graceless heart.

mazzlepop.tumblr.com is the new one - I’m likely to switch it over to mazzlestar when I leave this one.

mazzlepop.tumblr.com is the new one - I’m likely to switch it over to mazzlestar when I leave this one.

Mass Effect cocktails:

Alignment Shot:

Paragon:

.5 oz Whipped vodka

.5 menthol mint schnapps

dash blue curacao 

Renegade:

.75 cinnamon fireball whiskey

splash grenadine

splash pepar vodka

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shake all alcohol with ice

strain into a shot glass

Cocktails:

Shepard:

1 oz Wild turkey American honey

1 oz Amaretto

Doctor Pepper 

Fem Shep:

1 oz Wild Turkey American honey

1 oz cherry pucker

Doctor Pepper

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pour alcohol over ice in a tall glass

Fill with Doctor Pepper

Stir gently

pour in your Alignment shot

Enjoy and fight the reapers

So this is the first in our line of Customizable cocktails. In the mass effect trilogy you get to make your own choices that effect the game in various ways. What better way to do that then to let you customize the cocktail in the way you want.

First step choose do you prefer the bold brashness of Commander Shepard, or do you like the ass kicking sultry Fem Shep? After you make the cocktail of your choosing you have to decide how do you wanna handle things? Do you prefer to be sweet and heroic, or do you want to be a hardcore badass who gets things done your own way? After deciding pour your alignment shot in the cocktail and you are set to go. So enjoy, kill some reapers and maybe being a tad tipsy will take away some of the sting of the much hated series ending.

like

meredith and cristina

“you’re my person”

and other characters validate the strength of that relationship, even and especially romantic partners

tv you’re doing it right

god i love the twisted sisters

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

I promised a long time ago that I’d reblog this whenever I saw it on my dash. No regrets, it breaks my heart every single time.

Proper etiquette for a coffee shop that 90% of customers DEFINITELY do not know

POSTS LIKE THIS MAKE ME SO UPSET

OMFG

OK becaUSE

no NO THE SONG DOES NOT SOUND LIKE THAT IT DOES NOT GO UP AND DOWN LIKE A POLICE SIREN HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD THE SONG STOP YOU CAN’T EVEN TEXT-SING

YOU ARE SO OFF THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES AT ALL THESE ALWAYS MAKE ME SO MAD LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

DO YOU KNOW HOW SINGING WORKS ARE YOU TONE DEAF IT GOES LIKE THIS

I’VE GOT THE moooooooooooooooo-ooves LIKE JAGggeerrrr

UP AND DOWN THE SCALE ONCE NOT TWELVE TIMES

AND FOR THE RECORD IT IS

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOON, THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOONE