Welcome to the Tower

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

Not the town's name

That's the town name

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

i put the :// in http://

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

I don't think dust needs to exist personally