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It's the beginning of a Christmas Hallmark movie, nothing sad happens to them later.

the therapist: so why don’t you tell me a bit about yourself?

wanda: well,

my parents were killed by a bomb when i was ten and my twin brother and i were left in the rubble next to their corpses and another bomb shell that was active for two days then we were experimented on and now i can feel Everyone’s feelings all the time and then we got mixed up with this robot man who was obsessed with the avengers and wanted to murder the entire world and then the robot made a body but the avengers put another robot in the body and then my twin brother was killed and then i killed the robot’s main body and then i tried to d*e on my floating country and then the robot-turned-body saved me and then my country blew up and then i killed some people in lagos by accident and so two (2) of the avengers grounded me and i was developing feelings for one of them and then he tried to make me paprikash and then another avenger (my substitute brother/uncle/cousin) came to break me out and i had to shove the robot avenger who i liked through the floor and then the brother/uncle/cousin avenger took me to this airport where i made sure the other avengers didn’t kill each other and ended up getting shot with a sonic cannon and then i was taken to a raft, put in a straitjacket and fitted with an electroshock collar until three other avengers came to break me out and then we were on the run for two years and in that time i fell completely in love with the robot avenger and then the stone in his head was like “Big Scary Purple alien is coming to kill all of you” so we ignored it and then aliens came and tried to kill both of us but the other rogue avengers came and saved us and then we went to the place where the people i killed were from and there was this really smart girl who tried to take the stone out of my man’s head without killing him but we were too late and there was a battle happening outside and my besties were about to d*e so i hopped down there to help them and the aliens tried to kill my man again and they tried to kill me too and then i killed them and then the Big Scary Purple alien came and my boyfriend kissed my fingers and told me to kill him and then i did but the Big Scary Purple alien touched my head and reversed time and i tried to stop him but he backhand slapped me across the forest and ripped the stone out of my man’s head and then he snapped his fingers and i went somewhere (idk where) and then i came back and this guy with a floaty cloak and a goatee was like “it’s been five years they need you” and i was like “where is my man’s body” and he was like “there’s no time” and then we went through this gold portal thing and all the avengers were there and i flew to the Big Scary Purple alien and almost killed him but then he chickened out like a little bitch and tried to murder me and everyone else on the battlefield but i protected myself then this glowing lady came and stopped the attack and then i helped her get this glove to the tiny man and woman and then iron man snapped his fingers and the Big Scary Purple alien went *poof* and then he died so i went to his funeral and then i talked to the brother/uncle/cousin avenger then i went and stole my boyfriend’s body back from the government and brought him back to life and surrounded myself with people i mind controlled and made look like we were in various sitcoms throughout the decades and built a force field in hexagonal form to keep the feds out and then i married my man and had his twins and then the feds kept trying to get in so i told them to fuck off my lawn and then my brother who i thought was dead showed up on my porch but he looked different and acted different and said a bunch of annoying shit so i zapped him with magic then my neighbour/best friend kidnapped my sons and told me she was a woman named agatha harkness who was also magical and now i’m here

the therapist:

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