v.e. schwab really said toxic lesbian vampires

My WIFE (ao3) has been SHOT (is down for maintenance) and is DEAD FOREVER (probably will be back up in a few hours)

"eyes on me" "eyes on me remember" and suddenly he's 13 years old watching men with guns get torn apart by demodogs and he doesnt want these kids to see that. he doesnt want these kids to remember that the way he does. holy shit. mike wheeler.

so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

One of my favorite things about the fanfiction community on here is you can always tell when Ao3’s gone out.

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player