May Weasel

Ewan Mitchell as Aemond Targaryen 

Did you really think that you could just fly about the realm trying to steal my brother’s throne at no cost? <…> I want you to put out your eye. As payment for mine. One will serve. I would not blind you. Mm, plan to make a gift of it to my mother.

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Loki's top 10 smartass and sassy comments

(Disclaimer: gifs not mine)

1st) "oh dear, is she dead"

2nd) "I think you missed a column"

3rd) "I'm listening"

4th) "I like her"

5th) "don't hit it, just press it gently"

6th) "you'll kill me? evidently, there will be a line"

7th) "you know, this is wonderful! this is a tremendous idea! let's steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! flying around the city, smashing it into everything in sight so everyone can see us! it's brilliant, Thor! it's truly brilliant"

8th) "are you ever not going to fall for that"

9th) "I suspect that the Asgardiens would not take kindly to a king who had murdered his predecessor"

10th) "well done, you just decapitated your grandfather"

Bonus: "define worse"

"you lied to me, I'm impressed"