Went sock -> shoe -> sock -> shoe this morning to remind myself that no matter what happens, I could always be worse
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Went sock -> shoe -> sock -> shoe this morning to remind myself that no matter what happens, I could always be worse

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Professor Xavier to transgender Wolverine and Cyclops be like:
“To me, my ex-men”
“I wish the genie nearest to me would give me blowjob head crazy sloppy style on my dong”
Fortune favors the based
Thinkin about putting sumthin enema ass

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She’s hyperfixated the way I run a train on her
My load so stupid, it’ll give her autism
I’m talkin’ stem cells
She tells me take it slow
Ritardando
Sometimes, I’ll just go sit in buildings on campus in which I don’t have any classes to see if I can roll any encounters with rare npcs
My bitch so hot, I cum-busted
Men will be all like “I’m straight gangster” and then hang out with a bunch of other dudes saying “I’m hard”
Bitch, you may be gangster, but you sure as hell ain’t straight
The elderly couple at my pop-up oil change station after I replace their wheels with square ones while they aren’t looking:

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Got so many opps I’ve lost count
I’m fighting off sums of bitches
If I replace the head of an angle grinder with an unpressed vinyl disc and start spinning it against a thin enough knife, there has to be a non-zero chance that I end up with the nastiest trap album of all time
Every algorithm is recommending me poker content in the vain and fruitless hope that I will spiral into the cold dead hands of gambling
Little do they know it’s just gonna put me back into my Balatro phase
You fools, I already have a hopeless addiction that rules my life
Now shut the fuck up, I’ve got an erratic deck to gold stake, surely this time I’ll roll all aces, trust
Will wood be like:
*piano*
“So let the sleeping dogs die
from the carbon monoxide
leaking from the bowl of my exhausted pipe”
*saxophone or something idk*
Where the hell is the “T” in peet-suh???
And don’t tell me “under the sauce” I’ve checked there already

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My life be going so well then I do something stupid like start listening to Cavetown
My boss just banned phone usage at work, he’s gonna be real surprised when I actually start taking my government mandated 30 minute lunch break