Mae

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

Baby shoes for sale theylook gay

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

Another day with beautiful breasts

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.